The stupidest way you have hurt yourself.

[ethaninja]

Just read Darwin Awards Although thats more about deaths then injuries.

 

[colourcodedchaos]

You know that Greek thing where they smash the plates on the floor after a meal? Yeah. Shards. Polished floor. Fluffy slippers.

When it comes to common sense, I am not Brain of Britain. I have two large scars on either side of my face where the ceramic went in through my cheeks.

 

[Zayren]

I got knifed. That's a dumb way to get hurt. It means i put myself in a position to get knifed. I have not been knifed since. More mundane: I ran headfirst into a table when I was 4, split my forehead wide open, needed stitches and everything. Also falling out of a moving car was pretty daft. Yeah, there's more but I fear that to list them would make me look like I'm trying too hard for a Darwin award.

Have you been starring in cop dramas?

OT: I have a scar on my knee from opening my locker door. No, really.