The Sun: a review

[Sewblon]

The graphics are just a bunch of lens flare and "I am a burning hydrogen orb" is the entire story.It has no gameplay unless you count lying under it and waiting for it to burn you, nor does it have any sound. I give it a 1 out of 10. If you own a lamp you don't need the Sun unless you are a farmer. The Mayans said otherwise but that is probably why their civilization collapsed. Tell Amaterasu that I am in R'lyeh and I won't be back until the stars align and the Old Ones return to rule over the earth.

 

[Brotherofwill]

The Mayans disagree

 

[Dommyboy]

Horrible review! No photos, no scientific notes. Gawsh! Plus, you didn't mention that The Sun uses DirectX11 hardware.

 

[Ago Iterum]

You're being a bit harsh... The graphics are good if you have the right equipment, it's like Crysis.

And avoiding burning is a good high score builder. I was dissapointed with the lack of achievments and online support.

 

[Flap Jack452]

The sun is vital to all life, and to quote Harry Carrey* "If that thing went out we'd all be dead!"
*played by Will Farrel

 

[Brotherofwill]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

Anyone else?

I disagree, now happy?

 

[Ago Iterum]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

Anyone else?

I disagree, now happy?

Spanish Conquistadors armed with deadly diseases, and new content like horses and guns, are coming for you now. BEWARE!

I'm always taking the piss out of a spanish kid in my college for being a 'dirty little Aztec gold theif'

Lol...

 

[Brotherofwill]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

Anyone else?

I disagree, now happy?

Spanish Conquistadors armed with deadly diseases, and new content like horses and guns, are coming for you now. BEWARE!

I'll be happily waiting, and they'll be sure to say hallo to my 'new content' little friend.

 

[Kogarian]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

Anyone else?

I disagree, now happy?

Spanish Conquistadors armed with deadly diseases, and new content like horses and guns, are coming for you now. BEWARE!

I'm always taking the piss out of a spanish kid in my college for being a 'dirty little Aztec gold theif'

Lol...

That made my day. It really did. Thank you.

 

[Hyper-space]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

.....or are they?

 

[Ago Iterum]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

.....or are they?

Or are they...... (said in an even MORE inquisative manner than previously said)

 

[Hyper-space]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

.....or are they?

Or are they...... (said in an even MORE inquisative manner than previously said)

.....or are they pretending to be alive by being DEAD?

 

[Ago Iterum]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

.....or are they?

Or are they...... (said in an even MORE inquisative manner than previously said)

.....or are they pretending to be alive by being DEAD?

Dude.

Whoah.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

The phone rang. Amaterasu would like a word with you.

 

[Brotherofwill]

The Mayans disagree

And they are dead! ALL DEAD!

.....or are they?

Or are they...... (said in an even MORE inquisative manner than previously said)

.....or are they pretending to be alive by being DEAD?

Dude.

Whoah.

Due du du due duuuu du (X-Files music)

 

[Ago Iterum]

Spoiler: Geif me teh sun!