The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[vallorn]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

been watchin Mystery Men have we?

mine would be to get realy angry. no strength or anything. just anger.

 

[lacktheknack]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

So say your in a public washroom going number 2, and you just decide to try and turn invisible....only to find you can't?

Then I crap myself... which would be just fine. Then I'd scream "STOP LOOKING, YOU PERVERT!".

But it wouldn't be useful, as I wouldn't find out who was looking.

 

[interspark]

Reading people's minds. It wouldn't help at all with anything. Kinda

DISQUALIFIED!

The power to correctly fold up a road map in under 3 seconds.

Be amazed!

i dunno, that would certainly shave time off travelling, well, i guess everyone has sat-navs now anyway

I see an application for it - what if you are building a miniature suspension bridge, for example?

i said communicate, not make them my bitches, and anyway, thats still not exactly useful

 

[Silent observer]

I see an application for it - what if you are building a miniature suspension bridge, for example?

i said communicate, not make them my bitches, and anyway, thats still not exactly useful

NOT USEFUL?!?! Why, I spend a large portion of every day lamenting at my lack of tiny multi legged construction workers!!!!!

In all seriousness, I actually hate spiders so for me the ability to commune with them might actually come in useful - telling them to GTFO!!

 

[Benarikun]

To turn into a house cat, cause they seem to be able to sleep anywhere, get away with murder (not literally, unless you're playing DND) and to be considered cute...

 

[interspark]

I see an application for it - what if you are building a miniature suspension bridge, for example?

i said communicate, not make them my bitches, and anyway, thats still not exactly useful

NOT USEFUL?!?! Why, I spend a large portion of every day lamenting at my lack of tiny multi legged construction workers!!!!!

In all seriousness, I actually hate spiders so for me the ability to commune with them might actually come in useful - telling them to GTFO!!

lol, but yeah, i think the limits of my powers would be as follows;

-hey spider
-sup
-caught any flies lately?
-nah
-oh

like i say, not terribly useful

 

[Palademon]

The ability to tell when Peter Molyneux is talking bullshit.

 

[Silent observer]

I see an application for it - what if you are building a miniature suspension bridge, for example?

i said communicate, not make them my bitches, and anyway, thats still not exactly useful

NOT USEFUL?!?! Why, I spend a large portion of every day lamenting at my lack of tiny multi legged construction workers!!!!!

In all seriousness, I actually hate spiders so for me the ability to commune with them might actually come in useful - telling them to GTFO!!

lol, but yeah, i think the limits of my powers would be as follows;

-hey spider
-sup
-caught any flies lately?
-nah
-oh

like i say, not terribly useful

haha, touche good sir touche

 

[Axolotl]

. fighting crime
. help with day to day activity
. solving world-wide problems such as world hunger

Living forever would have no use for any of those so I'd chose that.

 

[Broken Orange]

The ability to tell when Peter Molyneux is talking bullshit.

Dude, that is the best superpower in the world! More so than invincibility!


My superpower is the ability to increase my temperature by 5 degrees celsius

 

[interspark]

. fighting crime
. help with day to day activity
. solving world-wide problems such as world hunger

Living forever would have no use for any of those so I'd chose that.

are you kidding me? that fits ALL the criteria!

. you could stand in the way of bullets
. you could break yourself free of ALL day to day activities
. and you could unite the world as your followers!

 

[Dark Knifer]

The ability to take out all my limbs and place them in different spots.

 

[Quaxar]

The ablity to literally get into books and comics. I don't see how this would help me with anything other than entertaining myself.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

The power to use the bathroom and wash my hands faster than a cock-eyed person can find waldo.

 

[Dango]

The ability to make my hair turn neon green whenever I want. But then again that could be useful to scare off predators...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

The power to correctly fold up a road map in under 3 seconds.

Be amazed!

That power is very useful! Cheat!

The power to see in inverted colours!

Does the power to get a decent haircut count as a useful one? Because I need a haircut, but I've never had one I've liked.

Oh, and the power to travel through time! But only forwards, and only at a rate of one second per second.

 

[Mr.SunShine]

The ability to change the color of things smaller than a bread box.

The ability to win at 20 questions by knowing how big an EFFING BREAD BOX IS GRAWR RAWR!

 

[IamQ]

The power to make the poo in my body dissapear, without having to go to the toilet.