The superpower/weakness game

[Ramthundar]

Once again. YOUR EYES WILL BURN!!!! lasers+eyes=Ouch.

The power to use a laser gun! or cat.

 

[traceur_]

the laser cat can only ruin your couch!!!

The power to be black

 

[prinxess]

But everyone else around you is colour blind.

The power to watch as many movies as I want.

 

[The_Chief]

Once again. YOUR EYES WILL BURN!!!! lasers+eyes=Ouch.

The power to use a laser gun! or cat.

thank you and,
but only all at once

the power to teleport to my gfs house and back when ever i want to

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Whenever you have the time she is cheating on you, Physically

The ability eat anything you want without clogging up your throat or stomach

 

[Ramthundar]

You then try to eat 50 burgers at once, and die of a heart attack.

The power of the Portals!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Shit, ninja'd. Ignore my post.

 

[ThreeWords]

But only one at a time, so you can't use them for anything!

The power to say 'Fail!', which causes someone instantly fail.

 

[Ramthundar]

But you always say it when your making love to your girlfriend.

The power of an Atomic Bomb!

 

[ThreeWords]

I.e. to blow yourself into only so much atomic dust

The power to be atomic bomb proof!

 

[maskerade32]

but theres never a nucular war when your alive

the power to create, manipulate and be immune to fire

 

[The_Chief]

but only strap on dildos

the power of THE MAJESTIC MOOSE

 

[ThreeWords]

But he lives in Canada, and you live in Australia, and even his majesty cannot help you from that distance.

The power to be totally awesome

 

[maskerade32]

at failing, seriously i mean man! what an awesome fail

the power to make any characture from any tv show/movie/game

 

[ThreeWords]

but he's still only 2D, so its not much use.

the power to never be unhappy

 

[Neonbob]

But you can't move your legs.

The power to create life out of sand.

 

[ThreeWords]

even so, its still only sand.

The power to recover from any illness or injury, or to heal said problems in others

 

[Ramthundar]

Except one day you get hit by a spear (common injury) and it ends up healing with it still in you. Or even worse, some psycho puts you through a meat-grinder, and though you an heal, it's only from one TINY little piece of meat, which would take FOREVER to grow to full human size.

The power to raise old threads from the dead!

 

[ThreeWords]

Granted, but they die again, until some else revives them, and takes all the credit!

The power to steal the glory!

 

[Ramthundar]

You get the glory Hitler felt, and now everyone hates you.
[sub]That's what you get for stealing mah credit[/sub]

The power to put curses on people!