The Sydney Funnel Web: Unfair

[MammothBlade]

Oh God, now I f**king LOVE Australia.

D'aww, aren't those crocodiles cute?

 

[Labyrinth]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_funnel-web_spider#Venom

"Since the antivenom was developed in 1981, there have been no recorded fatalities from Sydney funnel-web spider bites."

I consider it a point of pride that I resist the temptation to censor your comment for potentially ruining the fun we have with foreigners.

 

[repeating integers]

I'll echo what others have said: Apply to Cracked. You could work there.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Heh, I live in Ireland, we literally have no poisonous animals, and the most dangerous are domesticated bulls. Our insects are tiny (a centimetre long spider would be considered HUGE)We don't really have any exciting wildlife though, I suppose otters would do.

Well...If I saw one of those I would likely try to kill it. But I was refering to these spiders:

Spoiler

Yes I'm evil.

I prefer this version of that image:

 

[backinthepresentfuture]

everything in australia will END YOU!