The sad thing is that most people on Live DO take this list seriously, and practice it on a daily basis. Still a funny list though.
I can't count the times I've been called "cheap" or a "noob" because I used a "noobweapon." Or a kill-stealer because the person someone on my team was shooting at posed a threat to me, so I killed him.
I remember once in Call of Duty 4. Me and a teammate stumbled upon an enemy. He took the guy down, but he had Last Stand. He killed my teammate, who was yelling "DON'T SHOOT HIM I WANT THE KILL!" I killed him because I had no choice except to sit there and die. So my teammate started yelling "YOU FUCKING FUCKER HOMO FUCKER SHITTY FUCKER SHIT FUCKER GAY!!!"
And proceeded to yell the same string of words at me the rest of the match, including throwing in the occasional "I HOPE YOU DIE!" or "I'M GOING TO TRACK DOWN YOUR MOTHER RAPE HER AND KILL HER THEN KILL YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKER PIECE OF SHITTY FUCK!!!"
I honestly, truly wish I was making this all up...but I'm not. To top it all off, he started spamming me with text messages like that after I left once the match was over. I'm pretty sure I know why he had only one star for Rep. Although, it was totally hilarious because of just how sad this guy's life must be to get so upset over a single kill in a game.
(By the way mods, if that is against something in the forum rules then just send me a message and I'll edit it. I don't remember reading anything about excessive swearing being against the rules, unless you are actually trolling/flaming another user, though I suppose it MIGHT classify as a 'rant.' I just thought it was such a totally absurd and downright sad story of idiocy on Live that others might like to get a chuckle out of it.)
