The "That's My Dream ________!" Game

[McGiygas]

That's my dream mom!

A hairy wart leaking out all sorts of liquids ewwww

 

[Neonbob]

My dream condiment dispenser!

A flying plate of mice.

 

[clairedelune]

My dream messenger service!
MC Hammer pants

 

[Emperor Inferno]

My favorite thing that can't be touched.

King Leonidas
[sup]since I saw 300 for the first time last night[/sup]

 

[JoeKickAzz]

My dream right hand man for bar fights!

Tyler Durden (if you dont know who this is, shame on you)

 

[Emperor Inferno]

My dream mentor on how to view life!
[sup]We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.[/sup]
[sup]God doesn't love you, chances are, he hates you.[/sup]

Mike Rowe
[sup]Watching Dirty Jobs right now, good show.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

That's my dream jack of all trades!
[sup]Heheh. he's great.[/sup]

George Carlin.

 

[KillerH]

That's my dream religion

urinary track infection

 

[lodo_bear]

That's my dream assassination method!

Bill Hicks

 

[Neonbob]

My dream classy redneck uncle!

A falling anvil.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

That's my dream cartoon knock out gag!

Seventies disco

 

[CounterAttack]

That's my dream resurrection!

Aperture Science

 

[TheSentinel]

That's my dream employer.
I hear they have cake.

A large, burly man.

 

[Neonbob]

My dream bodyguard!

A salt shaker.

 

[CounterAttack]

My dream slug killer!

A live performance on stage.

 

[Neonbob]

My dream show...I guess?

A naked lady in your ceiling.

 

[TheSentinel]

That's my dream ceiling dweller!

A pistachio nut.

 

[The_Heretic]

That's my dream object to choke on!

An instruction manuel.

 

[Neonbob]

My dream manipulative tool!

A freshly burned CD