The theory of opposites.

[Vor@Tan]

straight jacket - restricts movement

world - round

 

[Neonbob]

Paper - flat

Shower - gets you clean.

 

[Vor@Tan]

mud - every males dream fight

keys - open locks

 

[Neonbob]

Shotgun - removes the need for a key.

Comet - flying piece of space-ice.

 

[Vor@Tan]

plane - plummiting piece of fiery junk

air - oxygen rich

 

[headshotcatcher]

Liquid gold - free of oxygen (probably)

Xbox 360 - Destroys games

 

[Vor@Tan]

CD repairer - suppose to presurve games (??)

life - oh joy! *groan* ^.0

 

[Levaetus]

Age kills you.

Forum trolls-feed them, they win.

 

[Letsrock456]

Pousinous fish- Eat them, you lose

Sugar- Used to get hyper

 

[Vor@Tan]

prosac - makes you depression

body bag - used to carter away zombies!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ambulance - used to take people to hospitals to heal them.


Gaming platforms - used for entertainment.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

lectures about behavoir- used to bore people

pie-thing that everyone excluding me loves to eat

 

[TheIr0nMike]

cake-thing that only you love above pie

art-used to inspire people

 

[Vor@Tan]

the goverment - used to depress and rip people of their money!

threads - source of mindless prattle ^.0

 

[Vor@Tan]

scissors - thread-cutters

barbelfish - translates your mindless prattle into incoherent nonsense