The thing you will always want, but can never have.

[Blobpie]

i want to be able to "FUS ROH DAH"

Picture it! When ever you want to end a conversation: FUS RO DAH!

When you really get pissed off at someone: FUS RO DAH!

When you in court for Fus Ro Dah-ing people:
Prosecution: "How do you plead?"
Me:"I plead Fus"
Prosecution:"Fus?"
Me:"Yea, as in "FUS RO DAH!"

Or a portal gun!

Or to be an 10 foot Immortal robot overlord with smaller but no less lethal robot minions.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

I want to be buff. Like arnold schwarzenegger during the height of his movie career, not his serious bodybuilding days, god no. But I want to be able to pick a guy up with one hand if he pisses me off. I work out and I have a labour intensive job, but I dunno if Im physically capable of reaching those heights without steroids or quitting my job and devoting my life to working out.

 

[maswell]

On the what I want front. I'd go with a cute petite girlfriend or the power to shapeshift into anything.

What about the power to shapeshift into your own cute petite girlfriend??
Mind = BLOWN

This could get....interesting

Then again, it could also turn into an anime :/

Too early to tell.

 

[Timmaaaah]

To me, there are three kinds of things in life.

The things that you want, but can't have right now. Like a certain job. You will always want it, you but you'll have to work at it.

The things that you want always want, but you can have pretty much now, like a DVD or something. You want to see it now, and you can now, but you won't want to see it later, at least not again for a while.

But then there's that. One. F***ing. thing. That thing that just decides to mess everything up, the whole equilibrium. The thing that you will never stop wanting, but that you can never have. I'm willing to bet practically everyone has that (at least) one thing.

So, what is it? The bane of your life, the unquenchable thirst?

For me, it's a girlfriend. Emo? Oh yes. That's one of the things I hate most about it. It will constantly bug me, and bug me, until I simply HAVE to mention it to someone, then I sound emo as hell. Fact is I ain't. I'm 20, gorramit. I didn't have the nicest of childhoods. I reckon, if I can survive that hell alone, then I can survive the rest of what the world has to throw at me alone, and yet every time I see a happy couple, every time I see a pretty girl, every time some insufferable fool won't shut the hell up about how blissful their coupled life is, it rears it's ugly, illogical head to ruin my mood.

See, because i'm far too ugly to get a girlfriend, this urge is not only insanely annoying, but completely redundant. I have plenty of things which make me happy in my life. I have my friends, I'm farily popular at uni, I have my film-making work, I have access to plenty of videogames and films, I regularly look for funny pictures on the internet, I like listening to rock music and enjoy the occasional drink(s), but no, this f***er simply isn't satisfied, the greedy bastard.

Also, hoverboards. Dammit, science, if you're procrastinating enough on those cancer cures to see if ducks quacks echo, then surely you could start on the damn hoverboard.

I can relate to that in a big way. Plenty of things make me happy and I can "a girl" but not "the girl." The one thing I want. Besides a Jetpack. New Zealand already invented the first one but it's way too fuel consuming and expensive.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

To me, there are three kinds of things in life.

The things that you want, but can't have right now. Like a certain job. You will always want it, you but you'll have to work at it.

The things that you want always want, but you can have pretty much now, like a DVD or something. You want to see it now, and you can now, but you won't want to see it later, at least not again for a while.

But then there's that. One. F***ing. thing. That thing that just decides to mess everything up, the whole equilibrium. The thing that you will never stop wanting, but that you can never have. I'm willing to bet practically everyone has that (at least) one thing.

So, what is it? The bane of your life, the unquenchable thirst?

For me, it's a girlfriend. Emo? Oh yes. That's one of the things I hate most about it. It will constantly bug me, and bug me, until I simply HAVE to mention it to someone, then I sound emo as hell. Fact is I ain't. I'm 20, gorramit. I didn't have the nicest of childhoods. I reckon, if I can survive that hell alone, then I can survive the rest of what the world has to throw at me alone, and yet every time I see a happy couple, every time I see a pretty girl, every time some insufferable fool won't shut the hell up about how blissful their coupled life is, it rears it's ugly, illogical head to ruin my mood.

See, because i'm far too ugly to get a girlfriend, this urge is not only insanely annoying, but completely redundant. I have plenty of things which make me happy in my life. I have my friends, I'm farily popular at uni, I have my film-making work, I have access to plenty of videogames and films, I regularly look for funny pictures on the internet, I like listening to rock music and enjoy the occasional drink(s), but no, this f***er simply isn't satisfied, the greedy bastard.

Also, hoverboards. Dammit, science, if you're procrastinating enough on those cancer cures to see if ducks quacks echo, then surely you could start on the damn hoverboard.

I would point out that every man is his own harshest critic, should you wish to discuss some rather indepth topics and get some genuine advice on getting a girl, or more specifically how to present yourself in a manner that takes all that you have going for you and refines the presentation of such into a form that can be taken in by womankind in a more attractive way, to chissel away the fear and personal doubt that cripples you and allow you to find a mate, then feel free to send me a message, as I have overcome exactly what you are struggling with myself, and feel obligated to help a fellow man to find himself in the dating world.

That said, I want a "Marauder" as seen on top gear, any "Civillian" vehicle that can drive away from the detonation of 7lb of plastic explosives under it, with nothing more than one flat tire and some minor cosmetic damage, is a vehicle I would love to drive, not to mention I would modify the rather roomy interior to be a luxury den rather than a troop carrier...the reason I can never have one is they're the opposite of cheap, and knowing me I would just fall asleep at the wheel one day and accidentally drive through a good portion of the cityscape before waking up to the realization that I'm completely fucked and my insurance will not be covering anywhere near the extent of the damages I've caused...

 

[MrFalconfly]

How about an Antonov An-225 Cossack retrofitted to be my own personal yacht?

 

[Vegosiux]

Heterochromia.

And yes I'm serious. Both eyes of the same color are kinda boring. And contacts don't count, cause that'd just be faking it.

(now where's my internet?)

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I'm still young so I can't complain too much, but I want a good job. A job that can allow me to afford things like a decent apartment. Originally I would say I wish to be rich, but it seems that I would get bored rather fast.

 

[Infernai]

I honestly just want to be able to own a fully functional and pilotable Metal Gear Ray:

Spoiler

I mean cmon! It's a mech that can swim underwater! Plus, i kinda just want to surface on the border of Tokyo with the thing and just have the population kind of shit themselves..although i think Kojima will probably be wanting to sue me after-wards..

 

[Nalbis]

An unlimited supply of Mary Jane.

 

[soren7550]

1.) The boyfriend to stop asking for that thing I won't do
2.) A job
3.) My cat (he isn't dead, he's at my mother's because I was thrown out an the landlord doesn't want cats in the building even though the guy downstairs has a dog that won't shut up)

 

[Erttheking]

Yeah, I'm dying old and alone, I don't think a relationship would work out for me. Even if by some miracle it did there are certain...qualities that I would like in a lady that I doubt that I would ever find...It's embarrassing, don't ask.