Insanum said:
Dude youve got what ive got - Self diagnosed.
Delusions of granduer with an inforiority complex.
And there has too be something that makes you happy. Even the weeencyist bit gleefull.
That picture of the 14 yr old emo boy?
That's my friend..
Who is a chick.
...Yeah.
But no, she does not make me happy, though she is quite fun to speak to, as she's on a similar "crazy" wavelength.
And what the fuck do you mean "delusions?"
Arrers said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Please excuse all typos as I have been up for entirely too long.
Prehaps some beaty sleep will brighten your world view.
And perhaps drinking excessively will heighten your inhibitions.
dontworryaboutit said:
MaxTheReaper said:
...Well here's a surprise, nothing.
I told you it was a surprise.
STILL REALLY EMO...but I love you. I'm 'emo' too.
Oh and I love music, my girlfriend and the few friends who aren't sycophants or dickheads smiling at me through their crocodile teeth.
And toast.
The next person who says "emo" will be dragged to the Hells kicking and screaming, and I will personally oversee their execution.
I say next because dontworryaboutit is a pretty cool dude.
Sexual Harassment Panda said:
I'm pretty sure he was aiming for humour as much as anything else, but I'm very sure you're an ass for getting personal and insulting him. To be on point though. I love my guitar collection. I have a guitar for every mood.
You are correct sah!
While there is nothing in life that makes me happy, I'm not actually miserable all the time.
The store clerk thing was
entirely a joke.
I stopped reading thereabouts.
Chris^^ said:
my god but you're a depressing fellow
my bet is that you like to spend all your time moping around about how 'terrible' life is, when really you're cut a better deal than most.
have you ever even been in a relationship? if so when it ended did either you or your partner die?
thats a pathetic and sweeping statement and makes you just sound like a moody pubescent pessimist..
and eating chocolate gives you a headache and pain behind your eyes? you should see your doctor about that, everyone gets allergies..
people don't 'fuck around' with you when youre in your big manly trench coat, not on the grounds of being afraid of what will happen to 'their kind', but because they see an absolute idiot coming up and would rather avoid any conversation with someone who thinks it sounds perfectly serious to suggest crushing their soul.
and also 'expressionless as always'??? what the hell? of course you can possibly live your life without ever showing expression... let me guess as well, you're not able to feel emotion? its just a load of bullshit, youre trying to appear as a stereotype and its pathetic.
talking like that just makes you sound like an idiot dude, fucking lighten up.
Okay, let's take this one at a time.
You lost that bet. On both counts.
I do not "mope around."
My life is not terrible.
It's not good, but there's nothing enjoyable in it.
Have I been in a relationship. Hrm.
Yes. You're an idiot who is incapable of reading.
I said, "All relationships end in break-ups -->OR<--- death.
You dumbass. This is a perfectly true statement. It is 100% correct,
always.
You either: Break up/get divorced, or you stay together until
one of you dies.
Unless you've figured out how to live forever?
No. Someone with your reading comprehension couldn't have possibly.
I have no allergies. I was actually tested just recently.
Thanks for your concern.
IT WAS A JOKE HOLY FUCK
I do wear a trench coat everywhere I go. It is part of my style.
I also chat up strangers constantly. I like to tell jokes and exaggerate about how miserable I am in a totally humorous way.
Strangers, in turn, often enjoy my company, as far as I can tell.
If you want the truth of it, I pretty much make friends wherever I go.
Am I capable of feeling emotion.
Yes, on occasion. However, certain events which I will never, ever speak of to someone of your ilk left me with the impression that emotion is for
suckers.
So do I choose to feel emotion?
No. I repress all of them, especially in public.
I have excellent control of my facial muscles, which comes from a lifetime of lying to save my ass from my own impulsive nature.
And finally, finally,
you have no right to call anyone an idiot,
ever.
I don't want to lighten up.
That's not who I am.
Thanks for that, though.
It was fun.
So I guess, to answer your question, OP, I love telling people off.
That makes me happy.
