The thread of comfortable truths

[bojac6]

Also let me apologize for being a complete dick back to you it wasn't called for and I'm sorry.

Well, how's this for a comfortable truth? Two dicks apologizing to each other on the internet? When does that happen?I think the world might end.

And on the same day as Duke Nuke Forever getting an official release announcement?

Dammit Nerf Ninja, we may have just caused the apocalypse.

Does it have zombies? because I'm okay with that.

What if it's just the lame kind where everybody dies a painful death?

No, we have one chance, for the sake of the future of all mankind, you have to call me a fag so I can respond with some completely unjustified racial slur! It is our last hope!


(Or, we could, you know, not do that and things would probably be okay, it's just how often do you have an excuse to type that?)

 

[Nerf Ninja]

Does it have zombies? because I'm okay with that.

What if it's just the lame kind where everybody dies a painful death?

No, we have one chance, for the sake of the future of all mankind, you have to call me a fag so I can respond with some completely unjustified racial slur! It is our last hope!


(Or, we could, you know, not do that and things would probably be okay, it's just how often do you have an excuse to type that?)

You're a fa... no I can't do it, actually now that I think about it I've never used that insult.

 

[barkingbug]

No matter how absurdly fucked-up you are, there is someone out there who is equally weird who would happily love you for who you are.

What if there is an odd number of people in the world?

In that case, you've just found yourself a triad, which can be pretty damn awesome under the right circumstances.


The chances against life existing are so small as to practically be impossible, and yet here we all are.

People exist in this world who go out of their way to make others' lives better in a million tiny ways, and do so on a daily basis. Whether it affects your life directly or not, it's nice to know that they're out there.

Every single day, there are hundreds of little (and sometimes not-so-little) reasons to smile, you just have to be willing to look for them. Favorite examples of mine include finding pennies, visiting the adorable animals at pet stores, and spending time with the people I love.

and, in the words of Max Ehrmann, "with all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world."

 

[Mr.Mattress]

1: Slender Man isn't real and he never will be.
2: No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, no matter what war you fought in, and no matter what your sexuality is, God loves you and will take you in to heaven (What you do on earth is where it gets you)

 

[LarenzoAOG]

No matter how dumb, lonely, uninteresting, short, ugly, and untalented you are I will be tall, handsome, smart, fun, and surrounded by friends and family who love me.

 

[Nerf Ninja]

Here's the best comfortable truth anyway:

 

[Judgement101]

No matter how absurdly fucked-up you are, there is someone out there who is equally weird who would happily love you for who you are.

What if there is an odd number of people in the world?

Wow, way to go man, you just made me uncomfortable!

(also, according to American English, you misspelled judgment in you name. Haha, take that, naysayer!)

I used the British version which has exsisted longer than american english. Ha, take that spelling nazi!

 

[ReaperzXIII]

1: Slender Man isn't real and he never will be.
2: No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, no matter what war you fought in, and no matter what your sexuality is, God loves you and will take you in to heaven (What you do on earth is where it gets you)

You just mentioned God on the escapist, you're screwed. Run, run now and don't turn back!!!

Heres a comfortable truth, there is always room to improve so get to it

 

[Sevre]

No matter how absurdly fucked-up you are, there is someone out there who is equally weird who would happily love you for who you are.

WRONG.

No woman, in the history of mankind, has ever been romantically interested in somebody who installs 1960s computer operating systems for the purposes of amusement.

I'm going to stand by that.

NetSoc rejected you RAK?

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I am nobody and nobody is special. Therefore, I am special.

 

[Judgement101]

Things tend to work out. No matter how bad you think things are, you'll probably come out ok.

It will all end eventually.

Yes that is a comfortable truth for me.

No matter what you will die eventually...what? Its comforting to me...

Wow, emo boys, you want some tissues while you cry in the basement?
Fact: You have a computer with Internet access, therefore your quality of life is higher than 99% of all people who have ever lived.
Confident Assumption: You live in a first world nation, meaning you have better schools, better healthcare and more entertainment than 99% of people who lived
Confident Assumption: You've never been in real trouble for a moment in your entire life. Never been shot at, never been in a part of the world with minefields, never not known where your next meal was coming from, and never not had a place to sleep.

Yet some how, you look forward to death, while people who live in constant fear and the threat of danger are just happy to be alive. How about you count your blessings and live instead of just spend your life bitching.

Flamer post is flaming (jerk)

 

[Mr.Mattress]

1: Slender Man isn't real and he never will be.
2: No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, no matter what war you fought in, and no matter what your sexuality is, God loves you and will take you in to heaven (What you do on earth is where it gets you)

You just mentioned God on the escapist, you're screwed. Run, run now and don't turn back!!!

Heres a comfortable truth, there is always room to improve so get to it

Nah, a number of individuals with in the Escapist know of my "Christian Deism" and they think I am one of the nicest religious people ever.

Even if you think your the scum of the earth, your at least not real scum.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

There's always another time/insert any noun here.
Hey reincarnation isn't bad as long as you're not a cockroach
Edit: not matter what situation somebody will come with you on a certain-to-die mission. Just pay them enough

 

[Theninja'skatana]

1: Slender Man isn't real and he never will be.
2: No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, no matter what war you fought in, and no matter what your sexuality is, God loves you and will take you in to heaven (What you do on earth is where it gets you)

You just mentioned God on the escapist, you're screwed. Run, run now and don't turn back!!!

Heres a comfortable truth, there is always room to improve so get to it

Nah, a number of individuals with in the Escapist know of my "Christian Deism" and they think I am one of the nicest religious people ever.

Even if you think your the scum of the earth, your at least not real scum.

Yay Religous person who isn't mean!! that counts right?

 

[Benmonkey7]

That someday, my evil plans will work. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *ahem*

But the fact that one day, everybody will be equal, is pretty comforting. And that if you have patience that somebody out there will love you.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

1: Slender Man isn't real and he never will be.
2: No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, no matter what war you fought in, and no matter what your sexuality is, God loves you and will take you in to heaven (What you do on earth is where it gets you)

You just mentioned God on the escapist, you're screwed. Run, run now and don't turn back!!!

Heres a comfortable truth, there is always room to improve so get to it

Nah, a number of individuals with in the Escapist know of my "Christian Deism" and they think I am one of the nicest religious people ever.

Even if you think your the scum of the earth, your at least not real scum.

Yay Religous person who isn't mean!! that counts right?

Yep. I think it does.

Hitler is dead, and theirs no way right now to bring him back to life. Yay.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Bacon. Need I type more?

 

[SmartIdiot]

My comforting truth is that I'm not such a jumped up egocentric fuckwit with an overinflated sense of my own self importance and intelligence that I think strangers in the street are thinking of ways to harm me. They have better things to think about, we all do.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

The Internet: why because of all the people,things to do,and nude photos of exes

 

[Theninja'skatana]

My comforting truth is that I'm not such a jumped up egocentric fuckwit with an overinflated sense of my own self importance and intelligence that I think strangers in the street are thinking of ways to harm me. They have better things to think about, we all do.

Sucks to be me after reading this. Mostly at night though