The thread of comfortable truths

[Shoqiyqa]

No matter how absurdly fucked-up you are, there is someone out there who is equally weird who would happily love you for who you are.

What if there is an odd number of people in the world?

Then there are three equally weird people, not two. There being two people just as weird as you does not negate the statement that there is someone just as weird as you.

As for the living being in the minority, I think we're overtaking the dead.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

You aren't dead. Billions of other people are. And that means you're in the minority, and thus, a rebel. Everybody loves a rebel. Especially a rebel against death. You are awesome, aren't you?

*****, I am stealing that quote, but just out of curiosity: did you create that comforting truth yourself, or take inspiration/perhaps STEAL from a certain person?

I thought of it as soon as I saw the thread, just took me a few minutes to get the wording right.

 

[curty129]

You aren't dead. Billions of other people are. And that means you're in the minority, and thus, a rebel. Everybody loves a rebel. Especially a rebel against death. You are awesome, aren't you?

*****, I am stealing that quote, but just out of curiosity: did you create that comforting truth yourself, or take inspiration/perhaps STEAL from a certain person?

I thought of it as soon as I saw the thread, just took me a few minutes to get the wording right.

Oh, you. Impressive
Not to insult, but because I'm curious - What's your social life like and your situation regarding the amount/type of friends you have?

Erm, OT: I feel too insecure to follow-up from Ironic Pirate's comfortable truth.

 

[Jedamethis]

You there. You, reading this. No, not you, you!

I like you.

It works better if you put I like You.

1. I really do love you though.
2. Honestly
3. Seriously
4. Somebody can always help you, but only if you tell them.
5. I promise to help. Even if I can't help much, I can at the very least make you feel better.

 

[Ace of Spades]

The world is a diverse place, and in such a diverse place there will always be friends and lovers.

This post makes me think of In My Life by The Beatles

 

[Ironic Pirate]

You aren't dead. Billions of other people are. And that means you're in the minority, and thus, a rebel. Everybody loves a rebel. Especially a rebel against death. You are awesome, aren't you?

*****, I am stealing that quote, but just out of curiosity: did you create that comforting truth yourself, or take inspiration/perhaps STEAL from a certain person?

I thought of it as soon as I saw the thread, just took me a few minutes to get the wording right.

Oh, you. Impressive
Not to insult, but because I'm curious - What's your social life like and your situation regarding the amount/type of friends you have?

Erm, OT: I feel too insecure to follow-up from Ironic Pirate's comfortable truth.

A few close friends, a fair amount of friends, and lots of acquaintances.

Why?

 

[hecticpicnic]

(that kevin smith will one day die(how do you do that crossing out thing(shit i just ruined the joke)))
that at any time i can go to a different counrty start a new life and travel the world
i guess freedom

 

[hecticpicnic]

1: Slender Man isn't real and he never will be.
2: No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, no matter what war you fought in, and no matter what your sexuality is, God loves you and will take you in to heaven (What you do on earth is where it gets you)

So yoursaying my actions here effect it, yet fighting in wars is always fine... Thise kinda contradict, also it depends what side your on nazis aand taliban are definately going to hell (assuming there is one).

For me the truth is all the people I hate will eventually die.

don't hate the player hate the game

 

[Distorted Stu]

Whenever somethign weird or really shitty happens to you, and you think "This could only happen to me". There is a good chance its happening to someone else at the exact same time.

Expanding on this idea, at this very moment, there could be someone thinking about this sort of thing. They may raise there hand now and attempt to do an epic long distance air-five (since you're reading about it after all). Air-five them now. NOW.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

With a snip snip here

And a snip snip there

I just love you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw].

Well, if you're reading this, you're more privileged than about 80% of the world. On the other hand, that's also a bit of a downer...

I dunno, does it count?

 

[Jedamethis]

With a snip snip here

And a snip snip there

I just love you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw].

Well, if you're reading this, you're more privileged than about 80% of the world. On the other hand, that's also a bit of a downer...

I dunno, does it count?

Thanks! It's not a bad song really...
And no. It doesn't count.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Thanks! It's not a bad song really...
And no. It doesn't count.

I know, I actually like to listen to it (I was actually listening to it at that moment, which is why I linked it...

Oh, and damn you, you meanie dinosaur.

In that case, you don't suck at everything. Most things, yes, but not everything.

 

[Jedamethis]

Thanks! It's not a bad song really...
And no. It doesn't count.

I know, I actually like to listen to it (I was actually listening to it at that moment, which is why I linked it...

Oh, and damn you, you meanie dinosaur.

In that case, you don't suck at everything. Most things, yes, but not everything.

I prefer the Epic roll. Especially with Youtube autoreplay.

[HEADING=2]RARRR I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY NOW, DON'T WORRY[/HEADING]

 

[FactualSquirrel]

I prefer the Epic roll. Especially with Youtube autoreplay.

[HEADING=2]RARRR I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY NOW, DON'T WORRY[/HEADING]

Yeah, but sometimes man, you just have to stick with the classics, y'know?
Oh right, you're a dinosaur, never mind.

[sub]You know, speaking loudly doesn't really befit a squirrel of my stature. So I think I'll speak like this.[/sub]

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Just as you read this, at least one person in the world found out something wonderful that will influence the rest of their life.

Also, one person who's done something wrong has expressed guilt.

Also, whiskers on kittens. [http://www.innocentenglish.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/cats-kitten-sink.jpg]

 

[Jedamethis]

I prefer the Epic roll. Especially with Youtube autoreplay.

[HEADING=2]RARRR I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY NOW, DON'T WORRY[/HEADING]

Yeah, but sometimes man, you just have to stick with the classics, y'know?
Oh right, you're a dinosaur, never mind.

[sub]You know, speaking loudly doesn't really befit a squirrel of my stature. So I think I'll speak like this.[/sub]

I know, listening to Numa Numa the other day. It was good.

[HEADING=2]I DON'T THINK MY TEXT SHOULD BE BLUE EITHER...[/HEADING]

 

[Zombus]

unless you get lucky and bag a 20 year old when you're in your 40's

(to above, forgot to quote)

You can quote him, copy that, and edit it back into your first post if you want to.

Anyway, I'm fucking awesome. Ahem.

Seriously though, you aren't dead. Billions of other people are. And that means you're in the minority, and thus, a rebel. Everybody loves a rebel. Especially a rebel against death. You are awesome, aren't you?

Wow that is amazing! It really cheered me up.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

I know, listening to Numa Numa the other day. It was good.

[HEADING=2]I DON'T THINK MY TEXT SHOULD BE BLUE EITHER...[/HEADING]

Nice. I think I might go listen to that now actually.

[sub]You could use red I guess, but meh[/sub]

 

[Kollega]

My comforting truth is that I'm not such a jumped up egocentric fuckwit with an overinflated sense of my own self importance and intelligence that I think strangers in the street are thinking of ways to harm me. They have better things to think about, we all do.

Oh yes. I guess that both comfortable and uncomfortable truth is that i'm not important. On one hand, i will not become a historical figure and may find myself endangered by something blanket (war, natural disaster). On the other hand, that means chances of someone deliberately coming after me are astronomically slim. Take that, Hitler!

Oh, another nice thing: racism has been pretty much discredited. It's still there, yes, but it's no longer a popular viewpoint. Oh, and there's also that "gender equality" thing, which has started even earlier than "racial equality", and is thus even more widely accepted. How's that for a comforting truth?