The Thread of Love

[DotSlash]

I like shopping for new computers.

Furries

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

They can pass for regular people without their costumes

Having blood dumped on you during prom

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I gain psychic powers and exact my revenge!

Being in a cheesy horror film

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

You have time to escape

Death Penalty

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It gives people a reason NOT to kill/rape

Ripped pages from books

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Adds mystery!

Textbooks in terrible condition.

 

[Scarim Coral]

At least it show support for the enviroment to keep using them than to fork out new one meaning more trees to cut down!

Power outage

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Drunken Anarchy in action

Being TPed on halloween

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Free toilet paper!

Healthy food on Halloween

 

[Scarim Coral]

It's healthy for a reason and no tooth decay!

Family Guy.

 

[DotSlash]

The good jokes are generally really good.

Having to use a dirty public bathroom.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can get free immunizations to horrible diseases!

Drowning

 

[NinjaSniperAssassin]

You get to spend your last moments floating peacefully!

Pooping your pants in a haunted house.

 

[DotSlash]

I can appreciate other breakfast foods more now.

Rainy days.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Free water from the sky

30 shades of grey

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It gives me new things to try on a call girl... IF I HAD ONE

Broken condoms