The Thread of Love

[Headsprouter]

Now, that's some good shit, right there.

A tree adorned with corpses.

 

[thesilentman]

Free firewood?

Slow death.

 

[kailus13]

Allows you to get your affairs in order.

Naked mole rats.

 

[Headsprouter]

Well, at least they're not Fallout mole rats!

Death ray heading towards your house.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Great news if you're out of the way and your family have already written their wills.

A swarm of wasps.

 

[Headsprouter]

Will pollinate flowers!

Acid.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Will cure acne and any other facial deformity.

Genital Warts.

 

[kailus13]

They are the least harmful STD.

Syphilis.

 

[Headsprouter]

Biased listeners will love it!

"The burn".

 

[kailus13]

Warms you up when you're cold? Maybe?

Not understanding the post above you.

 

[Headsprouter]

It's not a crime if an authority figure told you to do it! AND if you made it quick!

Death stare.

 

[kailus13]

Helps out the funereal industry.

Stopped clocks.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Gives me plenty of extra sleep so I can go into work refreshed.

Mouth ulcers.

 

[Headsprouter]

Laugh your ass of when people suddenly yowl in pain while trying to eat solid foods with a bad mouth ulcer.

McDonald's.

 

[kailus13]

It tastes nice.

The Burger King

Spoiler

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

The things you did to me as a child have made me stronger.

Shampoo in your eyes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh the pain! It hurts so good.

Dr.Who has been cancelled. (Not really though)

 

[Goofguy]

Noooo, that show is the tits!

Extremely hot and humid weather.