The Thread of Love

[Barbas]

Crunchy and delicious!

Expired Jam.

 

[Barbas]

They sort of mellowed me out, man.

Boot to the head.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Not a bad way to wake someone up

Getting caught in the rain

 

[Barbas]

It makes you feel all sneezy and alive.

Accidentally deleting a saved game file.

 

[SirDerpy]

I call it a 'fresh start'. It really enhances the experience of starting all over again!

American car companies.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

The salesmen may talk bullshit to sell you a car, but my God, is it entertaining bullshit

4chan

 

[Barbas]

They may be many things, but they are not Tumblr.

YouTube comments.

 

[Barbas]

Well, they had this masterfully planned and executed con, see...

Solitary confinement.

 

[SirDerpy]

Friends are tiring, who needs 'em? Being alone is much better.

Being tied to a bear.

 

[Barbas]

Heeheehee, it tickles! XD

Falling out of a tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

At least you don't have to worry about trimming the branches for awhile

Reality TV

 

[Barbas]

Things could always be worse.

A demotion.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Teaches you that with higher power comes greater responsibilities and that you shouldn't have squandered the chances given to you.

Hitler.

 

[Barbas]

Those parodies make me laugh.

Stalin.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Wonderful Mustache!

Scam artists.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I'm impressed by the way they always manage to fool me.

Diarrhea.

 

[Barbas]

Dirty Cop James funs-sama-senpai-kun is a Sexual Tyrannosaurus and adored member of the RP, FG, SAS, SBS, L33T Krew and Knights of Cydonia.

This cauliflower I found behind the refrigerator in the murder house.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

At least the murderer had some fun fetish, replace the heads of his victim with cauliflowers.

Angry acid dragon.

 

[Barbas]

It's freaking awesome.

A jellyfish sting.