The Thread of Love

[PsychicTaco115]

They can't get girlfriends, leaving guys who aren't misogynists a better chance of getting one!

Throwing Up

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Its something to talk about.

Being mugged.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Some got a really good workout out of it!

Your house being burnt down

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Edit: Ninja'd. It needed a new roof anyway.

My identity sucked anyway.

Being in the office when the AC is off.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's like being in a sauna!

System crashes

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can pretend to be nocturnal!

Slapping yourself

 

[Dangit2019]

I can pretend to be nocturnal!

Slapping yourself

It gives you rosy cheeks in no time

Outdated memes.

Ps the only reason I quoted you is to let you know your new avatar is awesome.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can pretend to be nocturnal!

Slapping yourself

It gives you rosy cheeks in no time

Outdated memes.

Ps the only reason I quoted you is to let you know your new avatar is awesome.

Why thank you!

OT: It's like being an archeologist, you find out about the past!

Broken backs

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

you get to lay in bed and do nothing for 2 months!

locking your keys in the house

 

[DotSlash]

At least you know no one else can get in.

Braking the headphones you just bought.

 

[Verex]

You're going to have so many get well balloons.

Infomercials

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They give something insomniacs to watch!

Xenophobia

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It gave us the hilarious gag gift of the exploding cigar

Haters

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

They unite fanboys

Fanboys

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They have a sort of super power for finding plot holes

Monday Mornings