The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

[shabobble]

Twilight isn't good literature by any stretch of the imagination, and just because you could read and enjoy the whole series really only speaks negative things about your intellect, nothing positive.

Sorry.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Everybody who ever drank water, died. Swish!

Conversely, everybody who didn't drink any water has also died. Often much sooner than those who did.

 

[SilverStrike]

#1 Someone somewhere is posting on this thread naked.

(I hope it's a hot chick xD)

#2 It's a sweaty fat guy. In a basement. Of his parent's house.

#3 We always want and say our partner is one in a million, but usually, we settle for one in five hundred.

 

[Rainforce]

-Capitalism is based on greed and self-centered impulses, yet it is the most successful and prosperous economic system on Earth.

It would help if that greed was more focused on actually "growing and surviving forever" and not totally dominated by suicidal shortsightedness and the urge to make "fast bucks".
from some point of view, we really suck at capitalism :/

 

[mettle_edge]

This thread hasn't made me the least bit uncomfortable.... Is there something wrong with me?

 

[imnot]

We cant make fun of duke nukem never coming out anymore...

 

[Zeetchmen]

I am a hopeless social reject who will never know love

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Our world is slowly being seperated into intellectuals and complete retards unfortunately it is the latter that rules the world

 

[Calamity]

I made this thread because I wanted the topic creator badges for views and posts.

 

[arc101]

I'm a cheating git, cannot keep a girlfriend for i'm a two timer

 

[DanDeFool]

Everyone has felt a deep hatred for all humanity, or at least a large portion of humanity, at some point. The line between a good person and an evil person is how we deal with those feelings.

 

[DanDeFool]

This thread hasn't made me the least bit uncomfortable.... Is there something wrong with me?

No. I think it just means you're a pessimist, and most of the things in this thread validate your worldview. Nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I am a hopeless social reject who will never know love

But it's okay, a cat has decided to wear a melon on it's head so you can have an avatar.

-It is theoretically possible to reduce your entire life to a series of mathematic equations

That is actually rather comforting. Math is the only thing that can ever be right or wrong.

Life doesn't suck. If you think it does, then you suck at life.

 

[bojac6]

OT: Each of us will never become as successful as you wish. *sighs*

Yeah, but that one guy you went to high school with and didn't particularly like, he'll end up living your dream life.

Seriously, fuck you Steve.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I prefer [i/]comfortable[/i] truths. You say there is always someone more talented and smarter than me? I say there is someone dumber and worse.

 

[Caligulove]

I will probably never be out of debt, in one way or another.

 

[William Dickbringer]

straight men enjoy anal sex just as much as gay men.

I fail to see how anyone could enjoy it.

The truth should be more like: that face means 'ouch'.

its called your Prostate and one way or another someday someone will stick a finger up your butt and go looking for it.

o.o

A) No.

B) Just no.

C) Nothing goes anywhere near my bottom, thank you.

if your a guy it's recommended to help catch early signs of prostate cancer so it can be treated

 

[tehbeard]

tl;dr all thread.

Deep down, your still super excited about any news regarding Duke Nukem Forever coming out.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I like to wet myself. Also I would trade/risk the safely of a American (including myself) for a helpless minority, immigrant (legal or otherwise), Arab or Chinese person, or anyone and would trade a person in need for a rich/middle person class on in a second. Also, to clarify, I am white.