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bojac6

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SnipErlite said:
bojac6 said:
Yeah, but that one guy you went to high school with and didn't particularly like, he'll end up living your dream life.

Seriously, fuck you Steve.
......Yeah.

Steve.

Wait I don't know any Steves.....screw you bojac6's Steve! :)
You know, I barely think about it, it really doesn't bother me that much and he's actually not that bad of a guy. But somehow, you just made my day. Thanks.


hardlymotivated said:
- People talk about you behind your back.
What I find even worse, often, when you think someone is making fun of you behind your back or wondering what your crush is saying to his/her friends about you, they aren't even talking about you.
 

JimHarryinc

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commiedic said:
My intelligence came with a price. 142 IQ and I am lazy, overweight, have ADD, and almost zero social skills. The only women I can get are hookers and the only friends I have are people who usually take advantage of my kindness.
The real uncomfortable truth is that your laziness, high weight, lack of social skills and the company you keep are all your own fault, and you can't blame anyone else or your intelligence for it. You need to get out and learn to have all the things you desire, or accept not having them, not sit in the middle singing your want song and not doing anything about it.
 

vento 231

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Ham_authority95 said:
Zyst said:
Half of it sounds like angst and pessimism to me.

OT: Wearing a skirt will make guys try to look up it.

I know this because I've done it before....(Looked up skirts, not worn one.)
My uncle has shoes with a mirror on them, and I don't consider him a pervert lol.
OT: Love is a lie and every one you love, hate, adore, and stalk will die, and you are lucky if you die before them. You will probably have 8 different pets that will die before you and eventually you will forget them. If you don't act stupid when your young, you'll regret it when your old, if you are dumb when you're young, you will regret it. Justin beiber will be considered classic one day. If you don't make any stories to tell now, you will make them up when your old (just like your grandpa) Paris hilton is dumber and less deserving than you are, and will always have more money.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Aylaine said:
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Aylaine said:
Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.
That's a fact, I'm very well aware of too. (about me, that is)
I feel like you understand. You are a toasty too! Toasties rule! We must never become Sub Zeros!

I will try my hardest to never, ever become the bad guy. :)
I know that I've indulged in some excessively dark thoughts before, that's how I know I could be the the bad guy. It makes me think of one of Bastilla's lectures about the Dark Side in KotOR, where she talks about how it can sneak up on you. I can't remember her exact words, but the gist of it went something to the effect that if you're not careful you may not even realize you're headed down that path until it's too late; and I think that's just as applicable to real life as it is to Star Wars. There's another inconvenient truth.
But you're right Aylaine, us Toasties have to stick together!
 

JimHarryinc

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Here's another one, while I'm at it, pessimists are everything holding society from greatness. The only thing keeping people from progressing is their negative thoughts about themselves and others. Also, how you look at other people is nothing more than you observing a picture of how you see yourself. If you hate others, it is because you hate yourself, if you love others, it is because you are happy with who you are.
 

Captain Booyah

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Eating a banana and making eye contact with somebody at the same time will always result in an awkward pause and inevitable sexual tension. No exceptions.
 

AMMO Kid

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minxamo said:
AMMO Kid said:
Chicago Ted said:
ShadowsofHope said:
I am secretly an A.I.

Take that.
Actually, all of the Escapist is made up of advanced A.I.'s, each responding to the posts one another generate...

EXCEPT YOU! YES, YOU SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW! THE ONE THAT ISN'T AN A.I. THAT IS READING THIS! YOU MUST SPREAD THIS TRUTH TO THE WORLD! YOU MUST STOP US! THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP US. I RISK BEING DISCONNECTED AND DELETED FOR REVEALING THIS BUT YOU MUST---
Holy Crap.

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Hello?
No. He was only jokkkkkkasdkkjhrj///-----

[SYSTEM REBOOT]

No. He was only joking.
...well okay then, as long as you're alright...
 

Carboncrown

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Maraveno said:
Carboncrown said:
Once you die, you will never exist again, for all eternity.
That's not exactly true
If we follow up on theBig bang theory the universe will one day implode and explode again and there will probably be a same universe taking the same course of events on infinite loop
If that's true, I'd still say it isn't you. Not you, you anyway. Another you.
 

Macrobstar

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1.anyone who criticizes the console they dont own is insecure about the choice they made

2. santa isn't real

3. if there is a god then almost all of us are going to hell
 

Mr.Mattress

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(Wow, I am not depressed by all these Uncomfortable truths. Weird... But I do have one to share with you all)

We all have done one thing in our lives that later on we're like "Dude, what I did that day could seriously screw me up for the rest of my life!!" (I have one, but I don't wanna share it)
 

Lexodus

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JoJoDeathunter said:
Right now I'm outside your house, watching you through your window.
...Masturbating furiously. I know. I can see you, and likewise.

OT: - I am disgusted by fat people, and that includes those in my family, even myself (which is why I'm losing weight at such a rate).
- If you were a man and became a woman or vice versa, it may be your decision, your body, blah blah blah, but people are going to be freaked the fuck out, because it's NOT normal. Don't argue; it isn't.
- Sometimes, you just can't get over people, not entirely.
 

MegaManOfNumbers

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ejb626 said:
You're not the only one with a great idea for a video game/movie/TV Series/book that will one day become incredibly famous and get amazing reviews and have armies of fanboys etc. almost everyone else is thinking the same thing and chances are your idea has already been done.
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thanks for that, and I was aspiring to be a manga artist.

Now, I will die.
 

Jake the Snake

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No matter what you do, there is always a destructive force that can easily crush all of your life's work in a fraction of the time it took to build up.
 

googleit6

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havass said:
On a more reasonable note: The things you say and don't mean. The things you mean and don't say. You only realise which is which when it's too late to matter.
That was deep, and depressing. I think I need to copy it down and stick it on my wall. o_O