The Top 8 Games that can send you to HELL

[Doctor Glocktor]

As a Christian, I lol'd.

 

[mento 2425]

any game (if you can find one) that is rated EC or AO

 

[Infinatex]

Wow... Just wow.
What's wrong with these people?

And Dante's Inferno... Isn't the whole concept of Hell to torture the sinners? We're just torturing them a little more. What's worse; having them be punished forever or just killing them once and moving on?

Yeah this was my biggest problem with their inclusion of thing game on that list. I'm baffled as to the motivation behind it. Craaaazy maaaaaybe?

 

[snow]

Little known fact: LHLA is really a front for Azazel's Chosen, a dark sect of the Abaddonites, a group devoted to bringing about the end of The Lord's reign on Earth, by breaking the 7 seals and unleashing the Apocalypse. They believer that if 666 gamers play all 8 games (8 being the number of souls consumed by each member of Grigori's Congregation) within 3 cycles of the moon, the seal of Oriax will be shattered and the very constellations of the Zodiac will fall from the sky. By which I mean they will all be drawn to Earth. Fortunately, they can travel no faster than the speed of light to get to us.

Sadly, cultists don't quite think their plans through on a scientific level.

Whoa dude! Do yo write for japanese cartoons or something?! LOL

 

[Lullabye]

YAY! Finally one of my favorite games is getting recognition! Trapt is a unique game that instead of turn based squads, fpsing or spectacle fighting, you set traps and rip enemies limb from limb. All while using the powers of Satan. What they manage to completely ignore in he reyarded article is that in he end of Trapt..

Spoiler

You kill the demon. Not really much of a spoiler, but just in case...

Not that it matters, but still. This is just sad and ignorant....

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Heheh silly christians.

 

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Faith in organized religion, fading, why, Vishnu, why?

 

[Tzatziki3301]

To clarify: Altair has never been a Muslim, or a Christian for that matter.

But then, the funniest thing about the list is not the obvious (and the missing the mark on Dantes) but the fact that over half the listed games are PS1/2 and been out for years.

Old news, in other words.

and I'm surprised they missed GodHand and the entire Final Fantasy series if they want to get that obtuse

 

[Eggsnham]

...can someone remind me again why murder is illegal?

If you murder them; they'll blame it all on the "satanic games" you play.

Oh, that's right. DAMMIT!

I feel your pain.

Wanna help me make them feel it? :V

Lol, sure!

Resplendent. Let us convene outside the nearest Southern Baptist church.

I'll bring the molotovs and pitchforks!

 

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[StarStruckStrumpets]

This is very obviously a joke.

Hopefully from an atheist who is mocking the religious fanatics. Seriously, THIS is my problem with religion. Extremism.

Really, half of those don't even make sense. According to their logic, half of the world's interesting themes are satanic. Oh, and catholic girls being portrayed badly? Can I have one example where catholics have ever had GOOD press from anyone but themselves? Not that there is anything wrong with them, just the idiots who make this shit up.

Andrew Ryan had the right idea when he came up with Rapture, just a shame everything took a trip down fuck-up lane. I'd so live there otherwise.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

When will these morons understand that the world does not revolve around them or their religion? *sigh*

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

5) Dragon?s Age Origins (Playstation 3/Xbox 360) ? Game revolves around the story of God going mad and cursing the world. A witch attacks believers and players can ?have sex? with her in a pagan act called ?blood magic? so she can ?give birth to a god.? Another scenario allows player to have sex with a demon in exchange for a boy?s soul.

7) Guitar Hero (Playstation) ? Players use guitars decorated with pentagrams. God is repeatedly mocked by the devil and in the end, the devil is the hero of the game. Women dressed as Catholic school girls are degraded. (Rated ?T? for teen.)

ROFL, I think I'm going to die.

This is literally the dumbest piece of shit I have ever read. And I have read Twilight.

 

[Eggsnham]

...can someone remind me again why murder is illegal?

If you murder them; they'll blame it all on the "satanic games" you play.

Oh, that's right. DAMMIT!

I feel your pain.

Wanna help me make them feel it? :V

Lol, sure!

Resplendent. Let us convene outside the nearest Southern Baptist church.

I'll bring the molotovs and pitchforks!

Great. I'll bring the guns

Sounds like a plan. XD

 

[malestrithe]

I really do not want to break it to the blogger, but the common ending to a lot of JRPG's is to kill god. I am surprised that she did not include Xenogears, Final Fantasy IX, or most of the ones that came out in the last 10 years

 

[Infinatex]

To clarify: Altair has never been a Muslim, or a Christian for that matter.

But then, the funniest thing about the list is not the obvious (and the missing the mark on Dantes) but the fact that over half the listed games are PS1/2 and been out for years.

Old news, in other words.

and I'm surprised they missed GodHand and the entire Final Fantasy series if they want to get that obtuse

Old news? But it can't be! It's listed under 'breaking news'!!! It's must know stuff!