butternut said:
gigastar said:
I think i just shat a mass equivalent to a 9-plannet binary solar system, it was that awesome.
Also the closest i ever came to something that great was in Team Fortress 2 where i was being chased by 4 or so opponents. I took a wrong turn and they took the opportunity to box me in and rush me to death.
Normally that would have killed me, but i rocket jumped straight upwards, aimed downwards, made a pact with the Random Number God, then shot a crit rocket downwards that killed all 4 of my pursuers. I then died of fall damage.
I've lost count of the number of epic things I've done on TF2, one of my greatest escapes has to be the time when I was playing scout, a Heavy and a Medic had me cornered so in a desperate suicidal attempt to live, I jumped at the Heavy, landed on his head jumped across onto the Medics head, then jumped once more towards a ledge I couldn't possibly have made it to... Until a Soldier undernearth me rocket jumped and hit his head on my legs effectively allowing to me to do a quad-jump. I was as confused as I was relieved.
Ill just relay some things ive done as an Engie.
One time as an Engie was when a sentry i placed and was maintaining got destroyed by a ubered heavy. Now that in itself is hardly unusual, but he lasted a good 5 seconds of sentry fire after the uber depleted and before the sentry died.
Now at the moment of my sentry being destroyed a luckless team-mate wandered in and started shooting at the heavy, the heavy turned distracted, at which point i jumped off the ledge onto his head and gave him two crit wrenches. My other team-mate survived, and he picked off the medic.
Another time me and two other engies were turtling in an intel room. Until two heavy-medics with ready ubers showed up.
In a moment of partial desperation i took my sentry from its watchpoint, placed it in a hidden spot where it would be safe, then went to work repairing the sentry of an absent engie. Once that sentry i was repairing and the other engie and his sentry were dead i picked up my gun, and placed it where it would have a flawless view of the remaining heavy-medic taking the intelligence. They did not survive, i also got an actual compliment from them for it too.
On a side note, when i get a good medic, my exploits as Heavy have gotten me
banned from servers in the past. Im talking in terms of 50+ killstreaks and sometimes dominating an entire team of 12 as i strided across the map with Sasha singing her joys where appropiate and the intelligence on my back.
Its is comparable to the ubercharge scene in Meet the Medic, only without the uber, and the pile of corpses, and my uncanny ability to know when spies were coming after me.
I never did let on that with headphones it really was possible to hear footsteps, but it didnt seem appropiate in the face of the cries of "HAX".
