The true evil plot behind Twitter and Facebook

[KeyMaster45]

I ran a search and found that no one had put this up yet, if someone has I apologize for my lack of googleFu skills

So I was doing my late night trolling on the internet, my last stop being newgrounds for the first time in months where I ran across this gem of a flash cartoon and felt I needed to share some joy with my fellow escapists.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/498203

I feel that what's said in it is quite true about the two sites and so I also wonder what you think about the subject after you've watched it.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Yeah, I've seen this before. It's true, Facebook and Twitter are pure evil, unless you're a famous person or a politician. THEN it's an effective way of staying in touch with the youth..........or hooking up with young boys..........

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

That was pretty decent quality for a flash animation. I'm impressed.

That said, facebook's good to have. Lots of contacts, quick responses, people constantly reassuring me that my drunken escapades are noteworthy while showering my heroic deeds with praise. And, hey, they'll always know when I'm doing my laundry. Because... it's good to... know that I wear fresh clothes?

Dammit. I have nothing anymore. Thanks newgrounds.

 

[sandell123]

Or if you're dying/missing it's a good way for the spineless public to post comments about 'how worried the are' and 'how sad it makes them' for a couple of days untill the next story comes out followed inevitabley by another facebook group, so everyone will then move on to this one and post all their comments about 'how worried they are' and 'how sad it makes them' for a couple of days untill the next story comes out and yet another facebook group is made based on it and the whole process repeats itself.

Also, i've seen the flash, it's funny

 

[traceur_]

That was awesome.

Indeed I hate facebook, myspace, bebo and twitter with the fiery fury of a supernova.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! dam thing wont load!! and since I despise both sites and have a acount on nether I want to see it so much!!!!!!!!
edit: by god.....................................I knew it all along.......................well I know what to do*grabs spear of valhala* I have monkey dragons to slay

 

[Meta Like That]

People on the internet frighten me.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

It's a angel singing.
It's a devil screaming.
It's not fucking loading.

Edit - That bored me...

 

[Roamin11]

..... I wish I was that badass..... To slay Jade Monkey Dragons...... and then twitter bout sayin i was doin landery

 

[Anarchemitis]

Bizzare.

Well at least I'm never joining Twitter for justifiable reasons; who cares about me blogging about not getting coffee, it's the same as an instant chat except you have to mash F5 to get anywhere.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I've seen that video before. On here actually but not as a thread. Only as a comment to a thread.(I think it got de-railed and talked about "social networking" stuff)

But I found it rather odd and truthful.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Holy shit I have a whole new prespective on things! Now I need to get my friend who for some reason uses facebook one of those hats.