I am here to bring you enlightenment! The truth of the universe! And the truth of the universe is, YOU! ARE! RIGHT! About what? YES! But there are things you must know to maintain your enlightenment.
You are right! That means everyone who disagrees with you is wrong! There are a multitude of steps you can take here. You can pity the poor unenlightened fool who is unable to comprehend the brilliance of your truth. You can show online clips or images of people who say the exact same thing they do. I mean obviously the person should've already been convinced because YOU said it, but another person saying it just might work! If that fails, some people recommend accusing those who disagree with you of having a mental illness of some sort. You don't need evidence for this. As we have discussed, YOU ARE RIGHT!
But what is wrong with the world? You stand with all the answers everyone will ever need, yet so many people reject your truth. Could this be because you're not right about everything. No...NO! IMPOSSIBLE I SAY! Clearly this is the work of some sinister organization dedicated to spreading lies to besmirch your good name! CLEARLY THE WORK OF (Tumblr/4chan/Christians/Atheists/The Right/The Left/Those guys you just don't like, delete where appropriate) ALL THEY DO IS SPREAD LIES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! That's all every last one of them ever do! And some fools say that if you don't have in depth information of them you shouldn't judge. WELL WHAT DO THOSE PEOPLE KNOW!? YOU'RE RIGHT!
You must take a stand! Whenever these people or those who ally with them appear, never acknowledge any points that they make! If you do it may taint your holy enlightenment! Simply stand your ground, never acknowledging any points. Even if they sound extremely convincing and make your question your own viewpoint. Convincing enough that you consider the unholy act...changing your mind. That is blasphemy! As we know, nothing good comes from ever siding with the enemy. (I mean sure you must criticize the tactics that the enemy uses to spread their lies while you use the same tactics to spread your truth, but you're spreading the truth so it's ok when you do it). Always remember! Your refusal to accept their lies is a sign of how righteous you are while their refusal to accept your truth is a sign of how stubborn and inflexible they are! NEVER BE LIKE THEM!
NOW GO OUT AND SPREAD YOUR TRUTH!
You are right! That means everyone who disagrees with you is wrong! There are a multitude of steps you can take here. You can pity the poor unenlightened fool who is unable to comprehend the brilliance of your truth. You can show online clips or images of people who say the exact same thing they do. I mean obviously the person should've already been convinced because YOU said it, but another person saying it just might work! If that fails, some people recommend accusing those who disagree with you of having a mental illness of some sort. You don't need evidence for this. As we have discussed, YOU ARE RIGHT!
But what is wrong with the world? You stand with all the answers everyone will ever need, yet so many people reject your truth. Could this be because you're not right about everything. No...NO! IMPOSSIBLE I SAY! Clearly this is the work of some sinister organization dedicated to spreading lies to besmirch your good name! CLEARLY THE WORK OF (Tumblr/4chan/Christians/Atheists/The Right/The Left/Those guys you just don't like, delete where appropriate) ALL THEY DO IS SPREAD LIES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! That's all every last one of them ever do! And some fools say that if you don't have in depth information of them you shouldn't judge. WELL WHAT DO THOSE PEOPLE KNOW!? YOU'RE RIGHT!
You must take a stand! Whenever these people or those who ally with them appear, never acknowledge any points that they make! If you do it may taint your holy enlightenment! Simply stand your ground, never acknowledging any points. Even if they sound extremely convincing and make your question your own viewpoint. Convincing enough that you consider the unholy act...changing your mind. That is blasphemy! As we know, nothing good comes from ever siding with the enemy. (I mean sure you must criticize the tactics that the enemy uses to spread their lies while you use the same tactics to spread your truth, but you're spreading the truth so it's ok when you do it). Always remember! Your refusal to accept their lies is a sign of how righteous you are while their refusal to accept your truth is a sign of how stubborn and inflexible they are! NEVER BE LIKE THEM!
NOW GO OUT AND SPREAD YOUR TRUTH!
Why yes I am taking the piss.
