"Ah, not yer average town bulletin board, is it?" Irish said as he took a gander at the nailed corpse. "Well, gorra 'and it to 'em fer their creativity."
The stench was something fierce, though Irish refused to let it dampen his spirits. Today was actually turning out to be a rather interesting day for the merchant; a surprise-attack from bandits, said bandits chasing him to some Foundation-occupied aircraft shelter, Foundation-bandit firefight during which he was shot in the heel, seeing giant spider corpses alongside a helpless Foundation Paladin which was quite amusing to reflect on, all before meeting some new and interesting friends, a few with which he was now exploring a rumored cesspit of a city and would hopefully acquire some supplies.
In all, it seemed that things were turning out well enough for man that danced with death more times today than he had fingers on his left hand. The merchant began to whistle an old Irish tune cheerily as began to walk with a new pep in his step. Soon the whistling turned into humming, then shortly after he actually began to sing as if he hadn't a single care in the world...
"While in the merry month of May, now from me home I started,
Left the girls of Tuam, were nearly broken hearted,
Saluted father dear, kissed me darlin' mother.
Drank a pint of beer, me grief and tears to smother,
Then off to reap the corn and leave where I was born.
Cut a stout black thorn to banish ghosts and goblins;
Brang a pair of brogues to rattle all over the bogs,
And frighten all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five,
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin,
Whack follol de dah!
In Mullingar that night I rested limbs so weary,
Started by daylight next mornin' blithe and early,
Took a drop o' the pure to keep me heart from shrinkin';
That's the Paddy's cure whene'er he's on for drinkin'.
An' here the lassies smile, laughin' all the while,
At me curious style, 'twould set your heart a bubblin'.
They asked me was I hired and wages I required,
'Til I was almost tired of the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five,
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin,
Whack follol de dah!
In Dublin next arrived, I thought it such a pity
To be so soon deprived a view of that fine city.
Then I took a stroll, all among the quality;
Me bundle it was stole while in a neat locality.
Something crossed me mind, when I looked behind,
No bundle could I find upon me stick a wobblin'.
Enquiring after the rogue, said me connaught brogue
It wasn't much in vogue on the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five,
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin,
Whack follol de dah!
From there I got away, me spirits never failin',
Landed on the quay, just as the ship was sailin'.
Captain at me roared, said that no room had he;
When I jumped aboard, a cabin found for Paddy;
Down among the pigs, did some hearty rigs,
Played some hearty jigs, the water 'round me bubblin'.
When off Holyhead I wished meself was dead,
Or better for instead on the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five,
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin,
Whack follol de dah!
The boys of Liverpool, where when we safely landed,
Called meself a fool, I could no longer stand it.
Blood began to boil, temper I was losin';
Poor old Erin's Isle they began abusin'.
'Hurrah me soul' says I, me Shillelagh I let fly.
Galway boys were by and saw I was a hobblin',
With a loud 'hurray' they joined in the affray.
We quickly cleared the way for the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five,
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road,
And all the ways to Dublin,
Whack follol de dah!"