The Ultimate Boss

[zagazsano]

Let's make the most awesome of awesome bosses ever.
The sentence has to keep on going and you can put whatever you want on the boss.
Let's start:
A giant, scaled beast guarding a Carl's Jr. holding a...

 

[terribleyetfun]

giant glowing saber decorated with ornamental carvings and has the ability to shoot...

 

[Thoraxe_The_Impaler]

head in a jar that...

 

[Vay]

talks whenever he

 

[Paksenarrion]

campaigns about the multiple uses of

 

[t.tocs]

womens underwear as a deterrent to...

 

[JCTiger]

zombies in the sense of...

 

[TJM8]

.. left big toe

which he uses to...

 

[Rational-Delirium]

recite Shakespeare, but only when...

 

[Overlord_Dave]

in the third part of his second attack phase, in which he...

 

[RagnorakTres]

release a giant bison which has horns made of...

 

[Deathsong17]

feathers, but squirt out...

 

[SmartIdiot]

...caustic gel to...

 

[Afterburn]

..glue its enemies while firing..

 

[Trifer420]

form his badass Mohawk so he can..

 

[Vay]

pretend to be...

 

[Lord George]

a punk ostrich which likes to

 

[Anarchemitis]

Push the big red button.
When the button is pushed,