The Ultimate Boss

[Mr Fatherland]

Squids form from his...

 

[ThreeWords]

stupidly large nose. Dodge or block until he runs out of nose-material, then he will

 

[megapenguinx]

grow extremely long nose hair. These will flail around until..

 

[Trifer420]

he gets bored, which is rarely, only then will he charge his laser...

 

[j1-2themax]

...which can only be countered by ramming your pirate ship parade float into said lazer, after which...

 

[Vay]

he will grow and begin prepairing to attack with his...

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

...enormous double-bladed sword that is made out of...

 

[LilGherkin]

Sharpened dead bodies, and has a foot that...

 

[Ace of Hearts]

Attracts wildlife, who...

 

[goofiegirl2002]

Tears off your skin using their massive....

 

[Vay]

cuteness while the boss dances to.....

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Edit: Damn Ninja'd
...Latin music that causes your ears to bleed, to prevent him from doing this, you need to strike his...

 

[Crowghast]

Enormous boombox made from impregnable improbability energy, causing you to become Wales. An alternate version where actual whales inhabit it and are at war with the English, at which point the evil boss will begin to till the land, causing much pain, and you must...

 

[zagazsano]

follow the yellow brick road, to meet

 

[Lt.Billyfred]

Dorthy and her evil chipmunks who...

 

[t0rm3n7]

Are off to kill you (the wizard), but one of these chipmunks just wants a...

 

[Vay]

ninjed

steamed pie but instead gets...

 

[Ramthundar]

a chestnut, who uses it to...

 

[Voltaggia]

destroy every major city on earth while doing...

 

[zagazsano]

the macarena, once doing it twice it...