The Ultimate Criminal

[Soxafloppin]

An old lady whos actually a spy or something, you would never suspect.

 

[Curious Georgie]

Like a lot of people here, the guy you'd never suspect. Or even more so, the guy that commits his crimes in such a way that even when discovered, they seem to contribute to the general cause and are forgiven by society.

 

[adamroberthenry]

Spy From Team Fortress 2.

and the red one at that

I always thought blue suited the spy more. Red is less classy.

come on, a red pin stripe suit, what could be more classy

 

[steampunk42]

id say it would be Rorschach from watchmen only evil....oh wait!

 

[swolf]

So I've been playing over this idea of the ultimate criminal for a while now, and by that I mean what is the first image of a criminal that comes to mind, when someone brings up the word?

My personal idea of the perfect criminal is the Sniper from Team Fortress 2, mixed over the Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction (Quinten Tarantino). Completely separated from work and personal life, wearing a suit, and preferably with a nice car, and powerful Handgun. I'd much rather meet the scruffed up style criminal in an alleyway if he was carrying a freakin' rocket launcher than my personal ultimate crim'.

So folks, what's your idea of the Ultimate Criminal? Smart? Scruffy? /Care Style? Deranged Nutjob?

I would say the Joker...or the exwife who you lost your military career to protecting her honor and risked your life defending her from being sexually assualted by a guy who is practically double my size and yet still goes and cheated on you every oppurtunity she got upsetting you so much (while being upset about losing out on the military) that you spiral down in to drugs and alcohol while slowly realizing that the entire time you were simply being played and manipulated like a little puppet and that she truthfully had no interest in you emotionally and only kept you around because you were good in bed. (I'm better now, thanks for asking)...though I may still hold a little grudge. Also, I don't think the Ultimate Criminal would be known because he would never be caught...kinda like the Zodiac.
Oh, does George W. Bush count? I mean, he just sat there reading a children's book while our nation was being attacked!!! Callous idiot. Who voted for him in the first place? And who continued to vote for him? I mean, SERIOUSLY?! I want some explanations...though I think voting is dumb because the electoral college and people in charge will "elect" whoever they want. It's like a reality show, just makes you feel like you're actually involved in the sham...though I still vote just in case it does count. I mean, I've been wrong before (see story about exwife)...

 

[Quaxar]

5'10, wearing a striped body suit and carrying a brown sack with a "$" stamped on the side.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a /thread...

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