A sword made from satan's dick. Forged in the depths of hell, and cooled with the blood of orphans.
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"Millions of metal guitarists gathered around the gates of Valhalla and started shredding away, with Ronnie James Dio, Bruce Dickinson, and Rob Halford in the back shrieking and singing away, while Thor began heating the stainless carbon steel with powerful bolts of lightning, and Odin himself embarked on the task of forging the sword with Mjolnir. After hours of work, a grand sword emerged that could slice through the densest of mountains as though they were mere butter, despite it's relatively small size but massive weight, and it truly was, Heavy Metal."
That's the best I can come up with.
That's the best I can come up with.
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a 2 handed sword forged out of a super massive black hole that only effects the targets that you intend to use it on the rest of us feel no effect from it and to the wielder it has no weight and to make a sword that is all ready ultimate even more ultimate it will absorb all attacks against you and can punch through space time creating a worm hole that you can use to travel any where you wish
Simple, it must glow, and it must be at least twice the size of whoever's wielding it.
And if it can't glow, give it a gem, or better yet, an evil, blinking eye.
Also, it doesn't hurt if the sword can collect souls...
And if it can't glow, give it a gem, or better yet, an evil, blinking eye.
Also, it doesn't hurt if the sword can collect souls...
An admantine sword, encircled with rings of goblin bone, beak dog bone, troll bone and carp leather. it would be adorned with spikes of ruby, admantine, goblin bone, diorite and rhyolite. it would be engraved with images of elves. the elves are burning. the sword is engraved with an image of itself on it.
A sword that is the size of and looks like a normal sword, but has the capacity to cleave planets in twain, and if someone has that then galaxies.
Ogre Slaying Knife, With a +9 against ogres 
Now seriously.
The bones of a virgin aligned in a cross shape form the blade and hand guard template.The silver crosses from each of the 5 main cathedrals of Britain are melted down and used in this weapon. This is then infused with chemiluminescence, essence of garlic and the blood of a priest. The sword is forged in the fires of a sacrificial funeral pyre, over the body of a king. Now the blade has been forged, it must be honed.
The honing of said blade is too delicate to leave to such tools as whetstones, the very air must shape it. For 3,000 years, a blacksmithing family swing the sword in the air, letting the air form is shape and sharpness. After these years have passed, the ultimate weapon has been created. Fusing elements of Death, Sacrifice, Chastity, Blasphemy, Dedication, Loyalty, Perseverence and Hope. The the blade is named, Sonis.
Now seriously.
The bones of a virgin aligned in a cross shape form the blade and hand guard template.The silver crosses from each of the 5 main cathedrals of Britain are melted down and used in this weapon. This is then infused with chemiluminescence, essence of garlic and the blood of a priest. The sword is forged in the fires of a sacrificial funeral pyre, over the body of a king. Now the blade has been forged, it must be honed.
The honing of said blade is too delicate to leave to such tools as whetstones, the very air must shape it. For 3,000 years, a blacksmithing family swing the sword in the air, letting the air form is shape and sharpness. After these years have passed, the ultimate weapon has been created. Fusing elements of Death, Sacrifice, Chastity, Blasphemy, Dedication, Loyalty, Perseverence and Hope. The the blade is named, Sonis.