The Ultimate Power

[The Maddest March Hare]

I'd go back and stomp on the first thing to evolve a spinal chord. Oh the hilarity.

 

[Darth Pope]

I'd go back and kill whoever came up with escort missions.

Hold on, I'm coming with you. Now were did I put my 12-guage.........

The earliest escort mission I can recall is the Peter Puppy level in Earthworm Jim. That's a darn shame since Earthworm Jim is such a good game.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

I'd destroy chavs*, because they're technically not people right? Otherwise I'd destroy the pocket to see the possibly hilarious effects.

*If you don't know what it means then basically it's people who are easy to hate for good reasons and they're assholes.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I don't want to destroy anything. I just want to go back to Dallas in 1963, stand on the grassy knole and shout "DUCK!"

Nice one! I'd do the same.

 

[GammaLaser]

But if escort missions weren't created, the GTA franchise wouldn't be, and then I would cry.

 

[PhantomCritic]

I'd go back and kill whoever came up with escort missions.

Drat, I've been ninja'd.

Well I would probably murder the person/persons who came up with the idea of Chuck Norris being a worldwide phenomenon...nah I wouldn't really. I may destroy the man who brought us the Wii along with it by some "explosive" means...mwhahahahahaha...

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'd try to find the roots of religion and extinguish the idea.
See how that'd turn out.

 

[Spacelord]

I'd destroy every version of the internal combustion engine. Steampunk ftw!

 

[Darth Pope]

I'd go back and kill whoever came up with escort missions.

Hold on, I'm coming with you. Now were did I put my 12-guage.........

The earliest escort mission I can recall is the Peter Puppy level in Earthworm Jim. That's a darn shame since Earthworm Jim is such a good game.

Then they'll have to think of something better to put in that bit. Maybe the earliest vehicle section. I don't know if Earthworm Jim has vehicle sections, I was only seven when I played it and I was terrible at games back then.

OH GOD NO!!! Earthworm Jim's one vehicle section is HORRIBLE. It's that god damn timed submarine section. I HATE that part.

 

[Satoz]

Id destroy the search function, and no thats not an elaborate way to say search for this topic, its just because it bugs me that people always say that, even if other topics are on page 30 -_-

 

[Dorian]

Hrm......

I'd go back and find the first idiot. Kill him, then return to the present time.

No wars, technology centuries ahead of time, and nothing but intellectuals.

 

[bluepilot]

I would stop the invention of the karaoke machine, bringing back peace and quiet to bars once agaian (except for the brawling, but that is traditional..)

 

[wierdman51]

I'd go back and kill whoever came up with escort missions.

Drat, I've been ninja'd.

Well I would probably murder the person/persons who came up with the idea of Chuck Norris being a worldwide phenomenon...nah I wouldn't really. I may destroy the man who brought us the Wii along with it by some "explosive" means...mwhahahahahaha...

im riding hotgun! now wheres that stick of dynamite at? we mus detroy wii, then maybe nintendo will merge with some biggercompany and make better games!

 

[strength of 7 men]

That unbelieveably annoying crazy frog! for a while there it was everywhere!

 

[Melon Hunter]

I don't want to destroy anything. I just want to go back to Dallas in 1963, stand on the grassy knole and shout "DUCK!"

YES RED DWARF REFERENCE!

On topic, I would go back and stop the dude who invented leaded petrol and CFCs. Because they screwed the planet over. A lot.

 

[Mjolnir07]

time machines

lololololololol

 

[PhantomCritic]

I'd go back and kill whoever came up with escort missions.

Drat, I've been ninja'd.

Well I would probably murder the person/persons who came up with the idea of Chuck Norris being a worldwide phenomenon...nah I wouldn't really. I may destroy the man who brought us the Wii along with it by some "explosive" means...mwhahahahahaha...

im riding hotgun! now wheres that stick of dynamite at? we mus detroy wii, then maybe nintendo will merge with some biggercompany and make better games!

Only time could tell...