The Ultimate Question.

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

The Ultimate question is: If you could replace your genitalia with a minigun or some other weapon, (1) would you do it, (2) what weapon, (3) what other body part would you piss out of, and (4) what would your super hero name be.

Yes I got this from Zero Punctuation. But I expanded on it, so it's not a complete ripoff.

FOR GIRLS: Change part 3 to "What other body part would your babies come out of"

 

[Stoic raptor]

i would never change my genitalia.
i love my penis, i need it for sex

 

[Xvito]

Wait... Girls don't piss?

Anyways, I would not replace my genitalia with anything... Except perhaps some form of enhanced genitalia. Although I probably wouldn't do that either.

 

[L4hlborg]

I like my genitalia tooo much. No, I wouldn't replace it with any weapon, though a katana would be kinda awesome....

 

[bodyklok]

My balls and dick are already calssified as dangerous weapons.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

No thank you. I'd be tempted with a sword or a chainsaw, but the implications of forgetting it's there...I do not want lacerated hands, thank you.

 

[Harold Donchee]

I wouldnt want to.. but if there was no choice, like I was in a horrible accident, id change mine to an RPG. My super hero name would be Rocket Crotch.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

...No.

While not too partial to urinating, I do enjoy sex. Need the member intact for that.

 

[El Poncho]

1.42 2.42 3. 42. 4.42

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I wouldnt want to.. but if there was no choice, like I was in a horrible accident, id change mine to an RPG. My super hero name would be Rocket Crotch.

Couldn't we just call you the Re-- no better not. Might get banned.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

1- Not just no, not just hell no, hell fuck no!....but...
2- Minigu Rocket launcher. Good in case of emergencies.
3- My left elbow. People's elbows are filthy anyway.
4- My super-villain name? Bofus Teefus! Call me by anything else, get blown up!

 

[Random Argument Man]

My balls and dick are already calssified as dangerous weapons.

Must resist.....That's....what.....she.....sa...id...joke....

On topic:Why do I need weapons replacing my penis in the first place?

 

[Harold Donchee]

I wouldnt want to.. but if there was no choice, like I was in a horrible accident, id change mine to an RPG. My super hero name would be Rocket Crotch.

Couldn't we just call you the Re-- no better not. Might get banned.

I know what youre saying lol thats not too bad. Ill have to think about it now.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I wouldnt want to.. but if there was no choice, like I was in a horrible accident, id change mine to an RPG. My super hero name would be Rocket Crotch.

Couldn't we just call you the Re-- no better not. Might get banned.

I get the feeling this could be really witty and funny, but i don't get it, i'm stupid.

And to the OP, no I wouldn't!.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

I'm gonna go with...no.I prefer genetalia to a large metal object sticking out of my crotch. Also...I couldn't have sex with a minigun now could I?

(Don't think too hard about that last one)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hell no. Thats just messed up. It stays.

 

[Lynx]

Wait... Girls don't piss?

My guess is that he excluded the urinary tract from the actual genitals.


OT: Hell to the no!