The Ultimate Question.

[traceur_]

I would replace if it was temporary or kinda like a shape-shifting deal.

2.Minigun

3.my elbow

4. Mini-wang. Not for the size but so people would think I was weak then I'd unzip my fly and be like "SUPRIZZORS!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[bodyklok]

My balls and dick are already calssified as dangerous weapons.

Must resist.....That's....what.....she.....sa...id...joke....

If she said 'my balls and dick' then she wouldn't be a she, would she? She'd be an it.

Well, she can say "your balls and dick are dangerous weapons".

She could, but she didn't. So the joke fails. Sorry.
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[Cxizent]

I would replace my penis with two penises. And I'd be called the Penisinator.

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

No, i would not, that's just stupid.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

My balls and dick are already calssified as dangerous weapons.

Haha, good one.

What kind of question is this? Without balls, most men would be gay...so no.
I think it would damage my rugby playing skills too if I got rid of my balls.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Whle Ive always been facinated by the cock rocket from "From dusk til dawn" I couldnt part from my junk

 

[crypt-creature]

Eh, no. Awkward sex just isn't something that gets me off. Plus it wouldn't make those blasted women problems any more convenient.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

death star
and i'd use it to evacuate my bladder as well
if i had a death star cock i wouldn't need a name...
but yeha, i so wouldn't do that...