The Ultimate showdown
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his footsteps shaking the very earth itself, Percy the giant Pine Martin, who had been holidaying in the Philippines, bounds towards the giant gryphon, snarling ancient pine martin battle oaths under his breath as he closes the ground between them.
The battle is very short indeed, Percy raises his paws in triumph and begins to sing No body's fault but mine, albeit rather out of tune, but he is a Mustelid after all, all things considered he does rather well.
The battle is very short indeed, Percy raises his paws in triumph and begins to sing No body's fault but mine, albeit rather out of tune, but he is a Mustelid after all, all things considered he does rather well.
Awakened by the horrid singing of a giant Pine Martin, Smokey the Bear rises from his cave wielding his shovel. Bounding from tree to tree he raises his weapon high and strikes Percy in the throat thus ending the song. Smokey, knowing that Percy will soon be able to sing again grips his shovel launches himself at Percy. Swinging his weapon like a pole axe Smokey brings his weapon down on Percy with the rage of every bear that has ever been woke up by Pine Martins. Percy Explodes in a earth shaking detonation of feathers. Smokey stands alone.
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