The Ultimate showdown

[SargentToughie]

A deaf man charges up and stabbs Ranger's knee

 

[Ultrajoe]

the deaf man is struck down by Grant Hackett, superior to Michael Phelps!!!!!!

SUPERIOR DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

 

[John Galt]

Grant Hackett is killed by the legions of Phelps fans. They bludgeon him with gold medals.

 

[figment of mind]

The legions of Phelps fans are killed by a tiny mouse with explosives.

 

[The Sorrow]

The mouse is stopped by a cat wielding a PKM.

 

[000Ronald]

The cat is killed by a chinaman, who then cooks it an serves it to an American tourist.

 

[figment of mind]

Sir Pass comes out of nowhere and stabs them both for no reason.(where did i get that from?)

 

[The_Heretic]

The Fear shoots Sir Pass in the neck with a poison bolt.

 

[000Ronald]

Vulcan Raven lands behind The Fear and turns him to mincemeat with his Vulcan Cannon.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

The Ark Falls on top of The Fear

 

[The Sorrow]

Zeeky H. Bomb rolls next to The Ark and utters the deadly words...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

The Romeo Creator Machine is rolled out and creates a Romeo who throws away the Zeeky H. Bomb

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Godzilla steps on the Romeo Creator Machine and the Romeo who spawned while roasting the surrounding buildings.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Then Batman bursts out of the Shade and hits Godzilla with a bat grenade

 

[Shadefyre]

Unfortunately the Shade doesn't take too well to being burst out of and promptly swallows Batman into it's internal dirac sea, along with the ground beneath him and the surrounding buildings.

Spoiler

Internets to anybody who gets my anime reference

 

[Ultrajoe]

The 13th Angel of Heavens Oblivion Squad brings the light of the true justice and banishes the shade into hell, her sword of pure righteousness is the final edge of this world, her shield the immovable object, Her will the unstoppable force.

Beat that.

 

[000Ronald]

Out of nowhere comes a Picahcu, who uses Flash to drive away the shade!

Spoiler: Do I get an internets?

It's Neon Genisis Evangelion, right?

 

[Rabid Toilet]

Ash leaps from behind a building and throws a pokeball at Pikachu, sealing him away for all eternity.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ash leaps from behind a building and throws a pokeball at Pikachu, sealing him away for all eternity.

Lobo guts ash like a hog.

Nothing fancy, he's freaking Lobo.

 

[000Ronald]

THE ULTRA JOE strikes down Lobo with his mighty broadsword, rending the Wolverene wannabe twine.