The Ultimate showdown

[Shadefyre]

Out of nowhere comes a Picahcu, who uses Flash to drive away the shade!

Spoiler: Do I get an internets?

It's Neon Genisis Evangelion, right?

Spoiler

Yes you do. +10 even.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The Imbraggible Crunk gently meanders into Ultra Joe and politely askes him to leave

 

[000Ronald]

The Imbraggible Crunk gently meanders into Ultra Joe and politely askes him to leave

If I get +10 Internets for remembering one of the most poular anime of all time, you get +20 for that.

Out of nowhere comes the Gundam Zero Wing, blasting Crunk and the building he's on, to bits (although leaving The Ultra Joe suspiciously unharmed...)

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Dante plays a guitar solo on nevan and electrifies Gundam Zero Wing.

 

[Lord Krunk]

The Imbraggible Crunk gently meanders into Ultra Joe and politely askes him to leave

You better not be referring to me. I hate it when people misspell/misinterpret my name.

Zero Beat comes along and tags on Gundam, therefore rendering him colourful.

 

[000Ronald]

The Imbraggible Crunk gently meanders into Ultra Joe and politely askes him to leave

You better not be referring to me. I hate it when people misspell/misinterpret my name.

No, he's referring to a little mentioned Hulk-clone from Dexter's Lab. +20 Internets to him (yes, it was nessecary to rheitorate myself). Just for assuming he was talking about you, I'm going continue with his post.

Nevan then turns on Dante, filling him with electriciy until he explodes.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Oh Man, Val Hallen! Major Glory! The Memories!

A Dark Chorus Appears And Heralds Satan Himself As He Visits An Eternity Of Death And Pain In An Instant Upon Nevan.

 

[000Ronald]

A black hole appears, sucking in everything in the immediate viscinity.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Oh great, including me, so i cant freaking post.

Good work logician. Where's your logic now?

 

[The Potato Lord]

A giant ball of crap blocks up the black hole.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

A dungbeetle takes away the giant ball of crap making the black hole collapse

 

[jebussaves88]

The ball of lint distracts the dung beetle long enough to transform back into Kiefer Sutherland, who eats it.

 

[Ultrajoe]

And Then The Emperor Of Mankind Smote Him Down.

 

[ninja chicken]

A giant cookie lands from the universe and destroys The Emperor Of Mankind with magic gas missiles, leaving nothing but chocolate crisps on the ground. (spooky)

 

[jebussaves88]

Suddenly, an assassin in pink robes slit the throat of the gaint cookie, and began to dance an irish jig like no ones business

 

[The_Heretic]

Blanka comes out of nowhere and bites down on the assassins neck.

 

[Rocksa]

Ryu appears and hadokens Blanka into next week.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Ryu suddenly scream in pain as a giant claymore sword is shoved through his back and out his chest.
Ryu dies.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

A giant floating battleaxe floats omminously into view, he eyes the claymore menacingly and cries "What are you doing here knave, I am the only true floating magical weapon here! leave this instant." Moved by the axes stiring words, the claymore faded out of existince amid heartfelt sobs

 

[jebussaves88]

The claymore sword drops to the ground. it knows not why it just killed ryu. it simply was there, and now ryu lies dead. suddenly, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar bursts onto the scene hunting his nemesis; some bastard who is presumably responsible for something bad. He melts the claymore down and inhales it like crystal methe. It is an easter weekend to remember