The Ultimate showdown

[The Iron Ninja]

(Fine I guess I'll go with your one then)

Sir Digby chicken Caesar suddenly lurches forward, clutching his chest, he realises too late that molten metal is not the healthiest of substances to inhale. As blood begins to seep through the pores of his skin a small brown Slug slithers (as they do) towards him. Sir Digby looks at the slug, in too much pain to speak. The Slug suddenly breaks into a rousing chorus of "We are the champions" as Sir Digby bleeds away on the pavement

 

[Spartan Bannana]

A mouse comes and eats the slug

 

[The Iron Ninja]

All of natures little furry creatures (both big and small) rise up from their burrows and their fields and yea, even from their ponds and streams, they swarm over TheBobmaster and crush him (except for the Otters, their part in the battle mostly involved shouting lewd and hurtful comments about TheBobmaster's mother)

 

[Shadefyre]

The ARX-7 Arbalest then arrives on the scene, and with the power of the Lambda Driver it creates a wave of energy that vaporizes the little furry critters.

 

[000Ronald]

The Green Ranger calls upon his Dragonzord, who rises out of the water and anhilates the ARZ Arbalest.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Adam West (the real Adam West) pops out from a manhole and whispers "Droznogard", causing the already faulty robotic mind of Draganzord to snap, The Green Ranger heads for the hills as Dragonzord has robot spasms on the pavement.

 

[Ultrajoe]

And Then Spiderman Did Smite Adam West With A Web-bullet.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Unicron decends menacingly from the heavens, then alows Alex Trebek a few seconds to (as he put it) "really think about what he'd done." Mr Trebek is then Obliterated in an instant.
With his burden now lifted, Unicron leaves and heads back home. Leaving behind Alex Trebek's shoes, which are smoking in a comical fashion. Or perhaps they hold a dark secret yet undisovered?

 

[Ultrajoe]

The 'Eater Of Socks' from UU stretches its usual diet to eat the shoes.

People who recognize that are gods among men.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The Gods among men (having recognised the reference to a series of books by a certain Mr Pratchett) set to do away with the eater of Socks before it turns it's attention to more meaty targets. Many of them fall in the ensuing battle, and all that is left is young Timothy Openheimer, a half eaten grilled cheese sandwich in one hand, the other hand clenched around the handle of his trusy wooden spoon

 

[ninja chicken]

The mighty blazing rabbit of doom permanently shuts down Timothy Openheimer with his trusty blackjack.

 

[jebussaves88]

Bill Murray, all drunk from a night of sexy antics with Simon Cowell, cuts off the Might Blazing Rabbit of Dooms foot, thinkiing it good luck.

 

[000Ronald]

Merriman walks up to Murray and says, "You're an alcoholic." Murray wails and runs away, weeping.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

But unbeknownst to Merriman, Murray is running not out of sadness, but fear. A deep, uncontrolable fear that would drive men that were less stoned off their tits than him into madness. Merriman soon realises the horror he has brought apon this place. But for him, it is already too late.
For Dread Cthulhu Watches... and Dread Cthulhu waits...

 

[Lord Krunk]

The Clock Tower Sandwich, however, was waiting for this very moment. All of the symbols on its clock-face glow purple, and it fires rainbows, severely blinding and maiming Cthulhu!

 

[000Ronald]

The Clock Tower Sandwich, however, was weakened from the rainbow blast, and therefore unable to prevent itself from being eaten by Manbearpig.

Spoiler: By the way...

What the hell is a Clock Tower Sandwich?

 

[ninja chicken]

Manbearpig only then faced the wrath of Booster-Grandma! She quickly stabbed manbearpig with her teeth in her hand. (my posts make no sense, yeah...)

 

[Ultrajoe]

Booster-Grandma is no match for the might of the Adeptus Astartes, who cut her down with righteous fury and bolter fire.