The Ultimate showdown

[ninja chicken]

Crazy bananas from hell appear and banishes Bear Grylls to the pit of darkness

 

[TommyGun465]

Stinky MCpUKE enters and uses his disgust power to rot the bananas

 

[ninja chicken]

crazy onions from hell appear and banishes Stinky MCpUKE to the pit of lightness

 

[Lewrawen]

Rhapthorne appears from the sky and sits on the onions

 

[ninja chicken]

crazy plums from hell appear and banishes Rhapthorne to the pit of stupidness

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

The Devil appears and banishes all the demon fruit everywhere to the darkest and coldest pits of hell while eating one of the plums.

 

[ninja chicken]

fuck.

crazy... reasonable doubts appear and...kick devil in the.. ass? just dumb.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

A psychologist appears and destroys the crazy reasonable doubts by lying them down on the sofa thingy and talking gently to them about the problems they've had in life. The doubts then no longer become doubts, which means they doubt their own existence and than implode from the paradox circle they have created.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

A psychopath grabs the psychologist and rips his or her head off before taking a bite of a cake.

 

[The Sorrow]

The cake turns out to be a Spy, who stabs the psychopath in the face.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Sarge shoots the spy in the face with his shotgun.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Donut runs over Sarge with the Chupathingy.

 

[Aardvark Soup]

A policeman eats Donut.

 

[Cheesus333]

The Scottih parliament cuts the police funding, thus causing them to all spontaneously die of... bankruptcy

 

[tregon75]

Scotland is bombed by undead Nazis and the members of the Scottish Parliament all die.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Only to come back to life as Zombie Scottish Parlimentarians, who pull off chunks of their own flesh and hurl them at the undead Nazi planes, somehow knocking them all down (Hey, even zombies know when to take a stand against tyranny)

 

[squirrelman42]

The womans go and wip the scot zombies awms wight fwom theiw sockets. Er The Romans rather. Sorry, just finished watching Life of Brian

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The Barbarian armies cross over the alps and sack the city of Rome (or Wome if you are so inclined)

 

[TommyGun465]

but the romans have a surprize in store! they drop 2000 gallons of boiling oil onto the armies

 

[Ultrajoe]

Bear Cavalry Eats The Romans.