The Ultimate showdown

[Johnn Johnston]

A bloke with a chainsaw slices through the Bear Cavalry.

 

[Ultrajoe]

The Chainsaw armed panda destroys the bloke (chainsaws for arms)

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Yoda jumps straight out of Soul Calibur IV and slices the panda into tiny pieces, and then falls back on a couch, evidently pleased with his handiwork.

 

[The Sorrow]

Gilbert Gottfried looks Yoda in the eye. His unsexiness causes Yoda to explode.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Monty Python sneaks onto a rooftop and drops a 16 Ton weight into Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[ninja chicken]

The knights who sai "Ni" kill monty python with shouting "ni" in his face.After that, they remind him, allways look at the bright side of the life!

 

[The_Heretic]

Bison uses his Psycho energy to blast the ninja apart.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Chun Li crushes Bison with her thunder thighs.

 

[The_Heretic]

Guile Sonic booms Chun Li.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

A lone orange rolls toward Guile Sonic, who bends over to get a better look.
And thats when the face hugger Orange lunges

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

A Predator then eats the facehugger orange.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

(Oh what the hell, I probably should have done this sooner...)
A profesional Ninja chef suddenly swoops down from the rafters and swings his mighty Iron Spatula at the Predator's neck, the head stays atatched to the body for a few comical seconds before the predator falls forward.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

A less-than-personal samurai saunters up the ninja chef and draws his katana. The samurai then proceeds to chop the ninja into small edible slices of meat, which the samurai eats, all the while saying to remains of the ninja, "Sorry the pirates were too busy to fight today."

 

[ninja chicken]

A flying nuke bomb comes and nukes the samurai to death.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

A cowboy rides into town and dismantles the bomb (which apparently managed to kill the samuarai without exploding)

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

The cowboy's horse throws the cowboy off it's back and tramples him to death.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Old Yeller crawls pathetically into town and stares down the horse with his big shiny eyes.
The horse feels so uncomfortable that it leaves

(I wonder how old yeller is gonna get it...)

Edit: But I guess I'll never know now... thanks alot Ninja chicken! (Your people will pay for this...)

 

[ninja chicken]

The horse eater- horse eating jim eats the horse.!.

 

[The Sorrow]

The Tarrasque eats the horse eater.

 

[The_Heretic]

The Fury uses his flamethrower and cooks The Tarrasque alive.