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RobCoxxy

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Hi hi, RobCoxxy here.
It's that time of year when everyone begins there annual migration into University accomodation; and I thought I would start my bid to help improve the usual student diet of Frozen Ready Meals into something a little more homemade, more healthy, and an arseload less expensive!

Basically this thread can contain anything. The genuine, the helpful, the experimental, the illegal, the hilarious, the lazy. You name it. I'm going to try and stick to a budget of £5-6 British Pounds, the equivalent of Five Euros or $10-12, on meals large enough to feed an apartment/house of four, or keep one going for seconds, for two days straight.

First off I'll fire recipe I know and love.

Robs' Bloody Awesome Chilli
Ingredients:
Beef Mince
One Onion
One Green Pepper
Chilli Sauce (or) Spice Mix
Tinned Chopped Tomatoes
Kidney Beans (rinse before use)
Rice
Pitta Bread
Nacho Chips

Recipe:
Fry beef mince - (do not add any oil to the pan, it'll fry on it's own) on a ring on 4/5. You can add chopped onion & pepper.
Once it's cooked (Mince brown, Veg soft) add a jar of Chilli Sauce or a packet of spice mix, along with a tin of chopped tomatoes and a tin of kidney beans.
Now turn the ring down to 2/3 to keep it simmering, without burning the mince.

Bring a pan of water to the boil, add half a mug of rice, and stir frequently to avoid making the rice cling together. Keep the heat just right so the water bubbles gently (not boiling).
After 12-15, test. If the rice is good, drain and serve with chilli that should have entirely warmed through while rice cooked.
Served with Pitta Bread, Nachos and/or Rob's Awesome Cheesy Nacho Salsa Stuff (see below, c.o. Robs' girlfriends' mum)

Robs' Bloody Awesome Cheesy Nacho Salsa Surprise
Ingredients:
Nachos
Cheese
Salsa

Recipe:
Add a layer of nachos to the bottom of a microwaveable bowl.
Sprinkle cheese and add salsa dip to layer.

Repeat until bowl is full.

Microwave until cheese melts.

Serve with spoon.

Eat.
 

Jedamethis

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nice thread idea!
To make text big you have to use:

[HEADING=1]Quote me too see how[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Quote me too see how[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Quote me too see how[/HEADING]

now then:

[HEADING=3]Cheese on Toast[/HEADING]

1.Grate cheese
2.Slice bread
3.Put bread under grill
4.Put grated cheese on toast
5.Eat!
 

Radeonx

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[h4]Ramen in a Cup.[/h4]
Boil water.
Pour it in the Ramen cup.
[HEADING=1]BAM![/HEADING]
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Jedamethis said:
-snip-

[HEADING=3]Cheese on Toast[/HEADING]

1.Grate cheese
2.Slice bread
3.Put bread under grill
4.Put grated cheese on toast
5.Eat!
...
You use unsliced bread?...

I haven't had unsliced bread in ages... I miss the Shark Bread that ASDA used to sell...
 

RobCoxxy

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Jedamethis said:
nice thread idea!
To make text big you have to use:

[HEADING=1]I know[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]I've just been doing[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Too many facebook notes[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]As of Late.[/HEADING]
Haha, now that's just cheating.
Although, if there's any students who didn't know this already, they really don't deserve to be at uni. :)
 

ae86gamer

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Kim's Chinese Food!
Ingredients:
Money
Phone

Recipe:
Order the Chinese food and wait for it to get to your apartment/house.
When it does pay for it, tip the guy, and enjoy.
 

khaimera

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ae86gamer said:
Kim's Chinese Food!
Ingredients:
Money
Phone

Recipe:
Order the Chinese food and wait for it to get to your apartment/house.
When it does pay for it, tip the guy, and enjoy.
You stole my recipe. I thought I was the first one to think of that. Oh well, maybe I'm mistaken. Have you ever tried it with pizza? It works great.
 

QuirkyTambourine

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[HEADING=1]Tamb's Damn Good Burger[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Ingredients;[/HEADING]
1. Two Burger Patties
2. 4 Slices of Cheddar Cheese
3. A bit of powdered garlic (enough to lightly coat the pan)
4. Salt & Pepper
5. 1 tablespoon of butter
6. 1 set of Burger buns, ketchup, etc
[HEADING=3]How to cook the damn thing[/HEADING]
Alright so I live in an apartment on campus which means I'm a bit luckier than most but I'll give general directions. All you'll really need is a hot plate

1. Get a frying pan, heat it up.
2. Melt the butter around the pan, making sure to coat it thorougly
3. Sprinkle a good amount of garlic onto the pan
4. Add a bit of pepper, and salt if you feel like it. Frank's Red Hot sauce works well also.
5. Put both of the burgers on the pan, flipping every couple minutes until they're done
6. Stack the burgers in the pattern bun cheese, patty, cheese cheese, patty, cheese, and then toppings.

[HEADING=3]Add some chips and a glass of your favorite beverage, and enjoy. It sounds disgusting, and will probably lead to a heart attack if you eat too many of them, but trust me. It's damn tasty[/HEADING]
 

RobCoxxy

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[HEADING=1]Sir Robbington III's Turkey Burgers[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Ingredients[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Makes 12[/HEADING]
Turkey Mince
Onion
If you're an onion pussy: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Buy+an+S10+Gas+Mask (this should do)
Bread Crumbs (or bread that you crumble)
One Egg
Spice Mix
Oil
Bread Rolls
Burger Cheese.

[HEADING=2]Recipe[/HEADING]
Put mince in mixing bowl, add a finely chopped onion, some breadcrumbs and a beaten egg.
Add spice mix and mush through your fingers to blend.
Shape into balls and press into burger shapes. Chill in fridge then shallow fry in a little oil.
Serve in baps with cheese and ketchup.
And chips.
 
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[HEADING=1]Strawberry Pop-Tarts[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Ingredients:[/HEADING]

Strawberry Pop-Tarts
Lack of sophistication
Lack of money

[HEADING=2]Recipe:[/HEADING]
1. Locate bag of Strawberry Pop-Tarts
2. Open bag of Strawberry Pop-Tarts
3. Insert Pop-Tart into mouth, chew, swallow.
4. Repeat step 3 until totally satisfied.

[HEADING=1]Weirdly Delicious Burgers[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Ingredients:[/HEADING]
Hamburger meat
1 French roll
A few ounces of white wine (Seriously, just a little)
Pine nuts
Grape jelly (No, it's not gross)
Salt and Pepper

[HEADING=2]Recipe:[/HEADING]
1. Tear rolls into little bits, place in bowl and soak in wine.
2. Mix in hamburger meat, pine nuts, salt, pepper, and a few tablespoons of grape jelly.
3. Mix concoction thoroughly until you have a fairly even distribution of all ingredients, then form into patties and place on baking sheet.
4. Bake in oven for around 20-40 minutes, or until meat seems well-cooked.
5. Alternatively, use a grill.

All together, depending on where you shop, should cost around $12 American.
 

Destal

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Cheesy Ramen

Boil the water, crush up the ramen noodles into small peices, boil the noodles, without the flavoring. Cut up a few slices of cheese(pepper jack is the best imo), strain the noodles and mix in a bowl with the seasoning packet and cheese until the cheese is all melted.
 

Trendkill6

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AWESOME BROWNIES!!!!!

Ingredients
Brownie Mix
2 eggs
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup milk
1/2 cup of oil
1 ounce of special "herbs"

sorry couldn't help myself :D
I can't cook, but I have a phone and 15$ for dominoes 5-5-5 deal :D
 

RobCoxxy

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QuirkyTambourine said:
[HEADING=1]Tamb's Damn Good Burger[/HEADING]
Ah, another burger recipe...
well there we go... two different options... :)
We will see whose emerges the victor...
 

RobCoxxy

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Trendkill6 said:
AWESOME BROWNIES!!!!!

Ingredients
Brownie Mix
2 eggs
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup milk
1/2 cup of oil
1 ounce of special "herbs"

sorry couldn't help myself :D
I can't cook, but I have a phone and 15$ for dominoes 5-5-5 deal :D
[HEADING=1]Hash Brownies[/HEADING]?

I think that's what they're called. :)
 

khaimera

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QuirkyTambourine said:
[HEADING=1]Tamb's Damn Good Burger[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Ingredients;[/HEADING]
1. Two Burger Patties
2. 4 Slices of Cheddar Cheese
3. A bottle of powdered garlic
4. Salt & Pepper
5. 1 tablespoon of butter
6. 1 set of Burger buns, ketchup, etc
[HEADING=3]How to cook the damn thing[/HEADING]
Alright so I live in an apartment on campus which means I'm a bit luckier than most but I'll give general directions. All you'll really need is a hot plate

1. Get a frying pan, heat it up.
2. Melt the butter around the pan, making sure to coat it thorougly
3. Sprinkle a good amount of garlic onto the pan
4. Add a bit of pepper, and salt if you feel like it. Frank's Red Hot sauce works well also.
5. Put both of the burgers on the pan, flipping every couple minutes until they're done
6. Stack the burgers in the pattern bun cheese, patty, cheese cheese, patty, cheese, and then toppings.

[HEADING=3]Add some chips and a glass of your favorite beverage, and enjoy. It sounds disgusting, and will probably lead to a heart attack if you eat too many of them, but trust me. It's damn tasty[/HEADING]
A whole bottle of garlic? I'm speechless. How big are your bottles?
 

Trendkill6

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RobCoxxy said:
Trendkill6 said:
AWESOME BROWNIES!!!!!

Ingredients
Brownie Mix
2 eggs
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup milk
1/2 cup of oil
1 ounce of special "herbs"

sorry couldn't help myself :D
I can't cook, but I have a phone and 15$ for dominoes 5-5-5 deal :D
[HEADING=1]Hash Brownies[/HEADING]?

I think that's what they're called. :)
SHHHHHH!!!
Not too loud or they'll hear you *shifty eye motion*
 

DarkLordofDevon

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Okay, here's my addition:

The Dark Lord's Rice and Tuna
Rice
Tuna
Mayo
Vinegar (optional)

1. Boil rice
2. Get tuna out of the can and add mayo + vinegar. Mayo takes away the dryness of the fish and the vinegar gives an added kick
3. Add rice to tuna, and if you are addicted to vinegar like me, add ridiculous amounts until adequet
4. Eat

Yum.
 

RobCoxxy

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Trendkill6 said:
SHHHHHH!!!
Not too loud or they'll hear you *shifty eye motion*
Oh no, it's the INTERNET POLICE!!!!11!!111one!
Quick! Say it's a reference to My Name is Earl!

On another note, if you have leftover Chilli, here is my
Experimental Toastie
Ingredients
Leftover chilli
Untoasted toast (aka, Bread)
Cheddar Cheese
You will need
A toaster (and http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Toastie+Pockets) or toastie machine.

Recipe
Add slice of cheese to base layer of bread.
Pile on chilli.
Add other layer of bread, or more cheese to personal tastes.
Use appliance of choice.
Enjoy this bizarre yet fantastic concoction.