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The Shade

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[HEADING=1]Cheese Thing[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Ingredients:[/HEADING]
-Cheese
-Other object (preferably edible)

[HEADING=3]Preparation:[/HEADING]
1. Take object
2. Melt cheese over it
3. Enjoy
 
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WanderFreak said:
Last of the Chinchillas said:
By the tentacles of diabolical Cthulhu, I think you may have found the most stomach turning combination of junk food ever.
It takes a strong man and a stronger stomach to be able to down one of these and not die screaming.

JimmyBassatti said:
[HEADING=2]Suicide On A Bun[/HEADING]
So simple, so silly, so magnificent!
Sad part is, I'll probably try and devour both of these now, and then have to be institutionalized from the trauma they cause.
 

Trendkill6

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RobCoxxy said:
Trendkill6 said:
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Not too loud or they'll hear you *shifty eye motion*
Oh no, it's the INTERNET POLICE!!!!11!!111one!
Quick! Say it's a reference to My Name is Earl!
OH GOD NO! EVERYONE RUN!!!!
Hide your pirated music, movies(porn), and video games and run for the hills!!!!

OT: Ray's Lactose Intolerance
Ingredients
3 beef patties
9 strips of bacon
A-1 sauce
6 pieces of swiss or chedder cheese
Toasted Bun with mozzarella cheese melted on
Spices/condements of your choosing

You just cook the paties and bacon (preferably deep fried) and lay 2 pieces of swiss, 3 strips of bacon, and a generous amount of A-1 on each patty. Add Your condements and call a paramedic :D
 

RobCoxxy

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[HEADING=1]Death[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]You will need to:[/HEADING]
Drink a whole bottle of Nandos' Extra Hot Peri-Peri sauce in one swift chug.
 

nolongerhere

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[HEADING=1]Manly Cheese on Toast[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]You will need:[/HEADING]
Cheese
Bread
Worcestershire sauce

[HEADING=2] Combine them in the following manner[/HEADING]
1. Put the bread in a grill oven.
2. Remove the bread when brown, turn it over.
3. Put the cheese on the bread.
4. Drown it in worcestershire sauce.
5. Stick back in the grill oven.
6. When the cheese starts to bubble and melt, remove it.
7. Eat it, and savour the manly flavour.
 

Xanadu84

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I'm going to not only post something a little more useful as a recipe that people don't already consider obvious, im not going to put in gigantic letter. Nyeh.

Dilly Bread
1 cup Bisquick
1/2 cup sour cream
2 Tablespoons Minced Onion
1 Tablespoon Dill Seed.
Pie Plate
Butter
Parsley (Optional, I mean really, does parsley ever do anything besides look green?)

Mix first 4 ingredients well to create dough. Grease pie plate with butter. Spread dough in pie plate, and cook at 350 for around 20 minutes (Check to see if fluffy). Can also be used to make biscuits (The American bread-like side dish resembling a dinner roll, not a cookie). Add butter to taste, and enjoy.

Seriously, we looked forward to dilly bread more then we looked forward to a trip to Dennies. They are the best (American style) biscuit in the world (What are American Biscuits called in countries call cookies biscuits anyways?).
 

VanityGirl

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[HEADING=1]Christi's Awesome Egg Sammich[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]You will need:[/HEADING]
Two Eggs
Two Slices of Cheese (yum, Kraft)
Two slices of bread
Mayo

[HEADING=2] Here's how yah do it[/HEADING]
1. Mix Eggs and Cheese in a bowl
2. Have a heated skillet and cook the eggs and cheese mix in the skillet
3. After you're done cooking the eggs put them on some bread with mayo and EAT
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Ophiuchus

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I can't be bothered with all the code and whatnot, but here's what I'm eating (directly from the saucepan, of course) as I write this:

Pasta
Dried mixed herbs
Dried basil
Black pepper
Salt
A little bit of butter (margarine actually, but whatever)
Olive oil

...there's the ingredients, I'm sure you can work out the recipe for yourselves. Costs about 30p, maybe less.
 

RobCoxxy

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Xanadu84 said:
What are American Biscuits called in countries call cookies biscuits anyways?
Er, well in the UK, "Candies" are "Sweets", your biscuits are like an English "Scone" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scone_(bread) your "cookies" are "Biscuits"... although we don't call chocolate chip cookies "biscuits". They're still cookies.
 

Mana Fiend

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[HEADING=1]Chris Kay's Jacket Bacon[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]You will need:[/HEADING]
- Potatoes.
- Cheese.
- Bacon (preferably the sort that comes in square/cubes, but rashers can work).

[HEADING=2]What to do:[/HEADING]
- Cook the potatoes for approx. 1 hour, as you would jacket potatoes.
- Fry the bacon until cooked. If rashers, cut small.
- Grate cheese.
- Plate potatoes into a tray, sprinkle over bacon and cheese.
- Grill for approx. 5-10 minutes, until cheese has melted.
- Enjoy.
 

RobCoxxy

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Mana Fiend said:
[HEADING=1]Chris Kay's Jacket Bacon[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]You will need:[/HEADING]
- Potatoes.
- Cheese.
- Bacon (preferably the sort that comes in square/cubes, but rashers can work).

[HEADING=2]What to do:[/HEADING]
- Cook the potatoes for approx. 1 hour, as you would jacket potatoes.
- Fry the bacon until cooked. If rashers, cut small.
- Grate cheese.
- Plate potatoes into a tray, sprinkle over bacon and cheese.
- Grill for approx. 5-10 minutes, until cheese has melted.
- Enjoy.
*drools*
Ok, bugger, starting a foodie thread is giving me the munchies.
Fuck this, I'm back in a bit, need snacks.
 

Xanadu84

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RobCoxxy said:
Xanadu84 said:
What are American Biscuits called in countries call cookies biscuits anyways?
Er, well in the UK, "Candies" are "Sweets", your biscuits are like an English "Scone" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scone_(bread) your "cookies" are "Biscuits"... although we don't call chocolate chip cookies "biscuits". They're still cookies.
Interesting...Ive known of scones, eaten scones, but I guess that Ive always associated them with sweet, dessert-oriented foods served with tea, while ive associated Biscuits with Biscuits and Gravy, and as a generally savory food. But looking at there respective articles, it appears that they are pretty much interchangeable for all intents and purposes. Also, sweets is a term used in America, though not as often as candy. I assume it's one of the side effects from the melting pot effect, the term sweets just sounds a little old-fashioned to my American ear. And lastly, I did not know that Chocolate Chip Cookies were still cookies: So "Cookies" means, specifically, Chocolate Chip Cookies, while biscuit means all the rest? The more you know...
 

coda di lup

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thecaptainof said:
I can't be bothered with all the code and whatnot, but here's what I'm eating (directly from the saucepan, of course) as I write this:

Pasta
Dried mixed herbs
Dried basil
Black pepper
Salt
A little bit of butter (margarine actually, but whatever)
Olive oil

...there's the ingredients, I'm sure you can work out the recipe for yourselves. Costs about 30p, maybe less.
just cook the pasta, and then put some oil (to avoid the pasta gluing itself together) and some garlic. you can add black or red pepper as you like.
Here in Italy it's the poorer dish a student can have: we usually have garlic and the cheaper pasta I've found costed 29 euro cents for half a kilo.