the ^ < V game

[EeveeElectro]

^ A what now?
< Snapped my horn ;(
v Doesn't blame it on the sunshine, blames it on the boogie.

 

[kailus13]

^ Indeed.

< Can't control his feet.

v Is bad.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Possibly.

< Blarg.

V Shouldn't sneeze food coloring.

 

[kailus13]

^ You can't tell me what to do!

< Doesn't actually have any food colouring.

v Knows how to dance.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ BAHAHA God no.

< What do I play now?

v Is a king among men.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not really.

< Kind of bored.

V What are you going to do next?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The same thing I try to do every night, Fiji.

< Masturbate. It's very hard with hooks where my hands should be.

V Laughed when I said "hard".

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Stabs*

<

V Are you a gnome?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Can't answer...

< ...Bleeding to death!

V Remember me!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I'm sorry, who are you?

< Wonders why a talking monstrosity is bleeding in front of him.

v Knows why.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ A wizard did it.

< Do I go out of the house or do I not?

v Careful, we're in bat country.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ It's ok, I have a good rep with bats.

< Helped save a young bat.

v Hates bats.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Never had to deal with them.

< Is apparently a wizard.

V Name something used to make cake.

 

[kailus13]

^ Brandy.

< It can be used for chistmas cakes.

v Thinks alcohol should be kept away from cakes.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I wouldn't know.

< Doesn't drink.

V Named their toes.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Nope.

< Has a bit of an aversion towards feet.

v Has a foot fetish.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm a bit weird, I like hands, shoulders, bellies and feet. But I'm not overly into any.

< Likes hugs. From anyone.

V Knows dat feel.

 

[kailus13]

^ Nope.

< Does not like hugs.

v Avoids human contact.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Unless someone needs a hug or a pat in the back, yes.

< Generally does things they don't like to help others.

v Fends for themselves and no one else.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blerg.

< Extra blerg.

V Super blerg.