the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ A Fez with a sparkler on top

< Ay, Jaysis Begorrah!

V Ed, Edd & Eddy?

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

^buttered toast!

<likes plank most

V just realized jimmy was gay

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That thought never crossed my mind, actually...

< "Who's that good lookin' guy!?" *pig squealing*

V 2spoopy

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

^looks like Justin Beiber

<Looks like Justin Beiber

V Looks like Justin Beiber.


(never press the red button)

 

[Headsprouter]

^ YAY, I have the face of an egotistical prettyboy.

< /

V I wish you'd have been a beleiber...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Me: Barman? This man called me a "You-know-what". Barman: Get out!

< 3 Scrumpies later

V Hoped alcohol would taste nice

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Beer isn't nice. Cider is okay, as long as it's not too sweet.

< Will eat soon.

V Pretzel.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Why thank you

< Do I need more fingers

V Do you remember the Merchant from Resident Evil 4? He was cool

 

[Fijiman]

^ Never played it.

< Just ate dinner.

V Shall tell us a thrilling tale for last week.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why does last week need a tale?

< "IT WAS A NORMAL EVENING, THE WEEK BEFORE THE WEEK OF HALLOWEEN...THE ONLY STRANGE THING ABOUT IT WAS..."

V This weirdo walked in.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That was some other bloke. You see last week I was created this robot clone....

< Would like a robot army

V *Insert Bass guitar solo here*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ MINNELYMINNELYMINNELYMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

< "BUT BESIDES THE ENTRANCE OF THE DERANGED CREATURE KNOWN AS 'THE ULTRADETH', IT WAS CLEAR SOMETHING ALL TOO SINISTER WAS GOING ON BENEATH THE WORKINGS OF THE ESCAPIST.COM..."

V Do something creepy and/or sinister. Please?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Generic trailer for generic psychological horror film, complete with bad lighting, sudden frame jumps, etc.*

< *Head bangs internally*

V Now this is a knife

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ The knife made to cut real meat?

< I r charging mah Wii U Pad! Then I try the darn thing out.

v WII U FRIEND CODE?!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Sorry, I only have a 3DS friend code.

< Should be playing Pokemon, but is apparently too tired to concentrate on things.

v Got enough sleep last night.

 

[KOMega]

^ Thankfully. It was the weekend.
< Wants a 3ds and pokemon x so much
V Peels bananas from the stem.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Of course, unless I'm thinking of something completely different.



V Has a costume for Halloween.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Is too lazy and poor to get a costume.

V Needs soap.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What are you trying to say!?

< Imagine the scene in The Lion King where Mufasa's dead. Now replace Simba with me, and Mufasa with my internet. That's me, now.

V Is tearing up imagining it.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^

Spoiler

< Don't know what to go as for Halloween

V Got any ideas?