^ What shame does thou declare on me?! What have I wrought against one such as yourself? May it be, that it was my frivolous behavior in the last social gathering in which we spent our time devouring fine made cheese and decade old wine? I swear upon the grave of my ancestors, that I had no interest in the fair maiden that tragically got herself in the situation in which I shall not mention for both of our dignities sake! Though I declare that the event was shamefully uninteresting as the wine was of the lowest quality as that of a pig farmers brew!
< Acting all posh.
V You grace us with your present! Will you declare to us your intention on why thou has decided to partake in this festive enjoyment of this written game?!