the ^ < V game

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ *Throws down his platter on the floor* This is absurd! You accuse me and the restaurant of a fraud?! I assure you that the food you eat is genuine and that not only have you offended me and service staff but also our cook that spend two hours on your meal!

< In my twenty years of service at this Poké-restaurant, I have never witnessed such a rude and disgusting human being.

v But enough with that! Are you ready to order, monsieur or mademoiselle?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ FEED ME.

< Also, you just Greninja'd me. Meanie.

V God, what is that?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Rainbows, happiness and sunshine

< Has a slight caffeine addiction

V What is that on your head?

 

[DotSlash]

^ Wha- GetitoffGetitoffGetitoff!

< Feeling a little twitchy myself

V Whatchu doing?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Serving some lovely deep boiled posts on these forums.

< It does not seem to be a good thing for my sanity as I lose sleep every day.

v I should get to sleep, how about you monsieur?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ UGH, STOP BEING A NINJA-WAITER.

< GOD. Also yes.

V Kerpow!

 

[deserteagleeye]

ignore, I'm still on the previous page.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I WOULD NOT ignore such blatant laziness if it weren't for the fact that I'm about to go to bed. Carry on.

< Thinks that Headsprouter getting ninja'd by Morsomk twice in a row on the same thread is hilarious.

V Offended by the lack of adult head diapers.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, I have a real issue with MY FUCKING HEAD TAKING A SHIT.

< Ain't never seen the like.

V Saucy.

 

[Fijiman]

^ NO!

< Sleepy.

V Blarg.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Non monsieur Fijiman, we do not serve that at our restaurant.

< We do however have a fresh shipment of crab, would anyone be interested in that?

v What about you honourable sir? Would you be interested in crabe?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Blegh, heaven's no.

< Will have a sirloin steak, medium rare with peppercorn sauce

V And what will you have my dear?

 

[DotSlash]

^ A burger. Screw bein' faaanceh.

< Now sipping on tea.

V So what was that...?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It was an artistic expression of Bisexual love. Fantastique!

< I do not think we bought enough body bags

V

Spoiler: Ever wonder if the universe is worth it? Then listen to this

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Stupid cold. It's only 16[sup]o[/sup]F outside and was the same way yesterday. What could make it worse? There has been no snow caused by this weather.

V You will now serve doors on your menu.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay, if anyone comes into my house asking to be served, I will unhinge one of the doors.

< I can't enjoy an off day if I'm dreading going into work the very next day.

V *pokeball*

 

[Fijiman]

^ OW! What the hell man?!

< Is not a Pokemon.

V Is secretly a moose.

 

[Barbas]

^ I swear, I need a new form. This is rapidly becoming the worst-kept secret in the forums.

< ...

v ...What sound does a moose make?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Blarg

< Lives on a diet of high-fructose corn syrup.

V Has a foot bigger than a foot.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ My 2 feet combined make a very large foot

< Dangly dangly doo!

V Thwow him to the flaw!