the ^ < V game

[Drummodino]

^ Tryhard YOU FREAKING NINJA

< Had weird dreams

V Filthy Casual

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Didn't even ever play farmville.

< Smart-Casual.

V Has used aftershave.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Needs to shave.

V Has had their butt shaved.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ A hairy butt is a warm butt.

< Doesn't have a hairy butt.

V Likes big butts and they can not lie.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ambush!

< Pass the mustard

V Pets ducks for a living

 

[Neuromancer]

^ My life is mine to spend.

< Death and I, we have an understanding.

v Come, I dare you.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ How quickly you fall into conclusions. For a week I am gone and already I am deemed a deserter.

<

< Thought Neuromancer was gone for god.

No, he is still hypothetically angry after that hypothetical game of hypothetical poker he hypothetically lost.

v Hypothetically delighted after seeing my hypothetical return from hypothetical oblivion.

 

[Drummodino]

^ I guess, but I'm more curious about the hypothetical game of poker.

< Needs more beer

V Do you drink?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can...flip! I'll surely confound them!

< Is at work! Let the Olympic speedwaiting commence! And I don't mean the type where people are brought food!

V Will have a productive day.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I am here, am I not?

< 'Tis logical to say that productivity has very little to do with forums such as these.

v By what right do you tread here?

 

[Drummodino]

^ By the right invested in me as Lord and Savior of Mankind!

< *Poses dramatically*

V KNEEL BEFORE ME!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I dunno, Ad revenue, I guess. Noooo!

< Not premium. Too cool for that... Dirty Cop...I was not strong enough...forgive me!

V Loud and proud.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My wounds are too great, I couldn't punish a fly...

< He stroked my post with a silver blade...

V Heal plz.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Beg for it, and I just might.

< Has witnessed the cycle of ninjaing unfold.

v It was truly glorious.

 

[Drummodino]

^ SUFFER IN AGONY! Double ninja'd!?!

< MUAHAHAHAHAHA. I have failed in my duty *seppuku*

V Have I let the power go to my head? Tell my family I loved them.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Easy for you to say. *Headsprouter death rattle*

< Has regen. Just you wait till I respawn.

V Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, PRINCESS.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Ah, how wonderful the ninjas are.

< I feel saddened that so many galiant warriors fall to them but...

v Such is the degree of fate.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Gotta post fast!

< Skip this dialogue!

V And this bit, too!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hon hon hon!

< I never really was on your side.

V Who's laughing now?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Me!

< I'm always laughing. It's a problem

V Laugh harder dammit!