the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Wake up, we have time to waste!

< *nothing happens*

V What's the blow up doll for?

 

[Fijiman]

^ What? There's nothing wrong about having a large, inflatable gorilla in your living room.

< Is there?

V Quickly, don't misspell Headsprouter!

 

[Barbas]

^ It is not I who can forgive thee, but he.

< Where is he?

v Aha!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Impressive ninja. But Cop, I'm disowning you.

< Feelings got hit by a stab crit from a physical attacker boosted by swords dance.

V Dance.

 

[Barbas]

^ Would you like...a deadly dance?

< Jiggity-jiggity-jig.

v Wait a moment, why don't I invite Sheogorath? He loves these things.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ If it's anything like asexuality I'd say it's neither lethal nor harmless!

< Misspellings and typos are UNFORGIVABLE!

V Grammar Nazis! Enlist today!

 

[Barbas]

^ No thank you. They are not evil enough. Also, what sins? It was posted before you arrived, therefore you are referring to a point of time that does not in fact exist.

< What would it be like to grow a town out of mushrooms, like the wizards of Vvardenfell past...?

v You know, I don't think the elder scrolls are of a great deal of use to most people.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, look what they did to my face.

< They took my FACE, Justiiin!

V Justiiin!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Am I pretty, though?

< That's what really matters.

V I'm going to bleed on you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine

< Radical!

V You vicious, heartless bastards!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not heartless! They mistook one for a pancreas and so I have two!

< Shoddy workmanship.

V You are TEARING ME APART, Lisa!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh hi, Tommy!

< ...

v Yes.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ha.

< Ha.

v Ha!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I laugh at your awful hair

< [Hold RT]

V Would you like your eyelashes plucked?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, give me the PipBoy. I will have it. GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE.

< The display was broken.

v There you go.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ And away I go.

< But I just go here!

v Well, there's no helping it. I have to go.

 

[Barbas]

^ Well...

< ...when you gotta go...

v ...you gotta go!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Toodle-oo, Double D...

< Internet is being crap.

V Stop butlering yourself.

 

[Barbas]

^ But if I do not do it, who will?

< This is for the Greater Good.

v The Greater Good...

 

[Fijiman]

^ FOR THE BACON!

< Blarg.

V Can't feel their nose nor butt.