the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Smells like faecal impaction.

< Turd Block coming to Minecraft.

V Dirt house.

 

[Barbas]

^ (Reassuringly) Well, we've all been there.

< I prefer towers.

v They allow you to see farther...but they also allow you to be seen from farther away...

 

[Fijiman]

^ Is why I prefer to make my house into the side of a mountain.

< Eating dinner.

V Has a problem with heat and beans.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Fuck'em

< Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

V You know you want it.

 

[Barbas]

^ I dunno what it is, but most likely, yes.

< Got no ink.

v Recommendations?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Human bile.

< I can't do it.

V Help.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You're on your own dude.

< Blarg.

V Requires ice packs to stay cool.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'd get melted by the ice packs.

< Maybe I should have a shower...maybe I'm putting something off again.

V Scrw vwls.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Dm Strght!

< Now using vowels again

V A fan of summer.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Garlic

< Trolls you so hard.

V Can't even walk a mile in my shoes.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Why would I walk, when I can drive?

< AutoSaving...

V Build a Tele-Sentry

 

[Barbas]

^ *Dial-up sounds*

< *Clang, clang, clang*

v Sometimes, you just need a little more

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.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, it definitely adds a bounce to your REDACTED.

< Indecisive.

V Can read palms.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Only when there's something written on them.

< Meh.

V I see your

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and raise you

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.

 

[Barbas]

^ Let me see this

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...*Examines with a microscope*...

< So if I poke here, it should...

v Ah, yes! This is proper

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. Yes, this is acceptable. Will you take uranium or AKs?

 

[DotSlash]

^ I'll take a mix of both.

< Never a bad option.

V 2spooky4me.

 

[Barbas]

^ Calm down, calm down!

< *Secretly fans the flames*

v He called you a butt-face!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ 34 Lives left

< Since when have extra lives been obsolete?

V Are you too sexy for me?

 

[Barbas]

^ Probably, given that I am too sexy for clothes.

< Boy, it sure is cold in here.

v What's that you've got there?

 

[DotSlash]

^ -shoves it behind my back- Nothin' you need to worry about.

< Nonchalant whistling intensifies

V What you lookin at?