the ^ < V game

[deserteagleeye]

^

< Don't wash away your natural body oil, it protects yo skeeeeeeeen.

V Be silent.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Winks*.

< Dust.

v Here, I've lots to spare.

 

[Barbas]

^
< Heeheehee.

v This is because we are a family show and I will not allow smut into your home.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *beep beeeeeeeeep beepbeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep mcbeep*

< http://youtu.be/P76b36KMPVE

V Did you enjoy that?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Literally 0.1 seconds in* I give up

< Classic rock for blood

V Those Canadians scare me

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Redlin is gonna kill me.

< Fear.

V Olympics watcher.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Sports? Me? Hah.

< Only really watches basketball.

v Fear me! But follow!

 

[Teoes]

^ Yes, oh scary master.

< Is as easily distracted as he is lead.

v Will distract me.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Look at the fuzzy bunny.

< Look at it!

V Judgmental of cows.

 

[Kae]

^ They smell bad but they produce milk and cheese is made of milk and so is ice cream, so cows are awesome.

< A cop has been following me all day, no idea why but he just won't go away.

v How do you get rid of cops without getting arrested?

 

[Teoes]

Dammit ninja'd.

^ By planting cocaine on them.

< Accepts no responsibility for this plan not working.

v Knows of another way.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You rig their car and fill them with lead after they crash.

< That sounds familiar...

v Hmm...

 

[Barbas]

^ I think that happened in Miami Vice.

< Or maybe Heat.

v Ever see the street shootout from that film? Powerful.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Eating bacon.

V Shot themself with a waffle.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ And I set fire to the cereal. I'm a bad cook!

< Flamer-guitar

V We have technology to make Tazer-nipples

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes, but they were made illegal after the end of the Greco-Saxon Punitive War and the Treaty of Alsace

< Bloodiest war of the century, that was.

v Saw the horrors of the war with their own eyes.

 

[Barbas]

^ Both the horrors and the delights.

< There was this charming little cafe...

v It was destroyed, unfortunately.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What are you lookin' at me, for?

< Likes the cringeworthy Japanese couple. What I find funny is that they very much resemble the Honeymooners [http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/9/95/VSHoneymooners.png/200px-VSHoneymooners.png] from Pokemon X and Y...and that adds to their "random NPC" vibe...

V Is getting immersed in a special feeling. And likes it.

 

[Barbas]

^ Custard!

< It's so soft and squishy.

v Try it!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Meh.

V The last thing you hear is a deffening thud against your skull.