the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Really? I thought it was the host.

< Nobody knows who I mean.

v The man they call Ghost?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Because no-one ever notices him

< *walks off into the sunset with flamethrower held high*

V Misuse of the word "Literally" make me metaphorically insane

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's pretty.

< Tweaking so hard my thumb hurts.

V Anyway, how is your sex life?

 

[Barbas]

^ F***in' nonexistent, mate.

< I, uh...

v Time for a quick one?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Be swift or be dead.

< Be good or be dead.

v Be just or be dead.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Be zombie or be dead.

< Be awesome or be dead.

V Be on fire or be dead.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Or? OR!?

< Ore? ORE!?

V Oar? OAR!?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Or what?

< What am I gonna do when they come for me?

V

Spoiler: A zany tale of two friends

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Well that was a thing.

< Skyping with myself.

V Has seen a movie last week.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I saw Trainspotting on Saturday

< A proper Scottish movie

V You what, mate?

 

[Barbas]

^ I said there are Klingons off the port side.

< *Takes a moment to consider the situation*.

v Engage.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ FTL active in 3...2...1...

< Cybernetics, dawg!

V I will crap in your stupid car!

 

[Barbas]

^ You'll have to catch me first, cobbler!

< Chuggachuggachuggachugga...

v Choo choo!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NO U

< Solid argument!

V Woah.

 

[Barbas]

^ Nelly?

< I can ride a bike with no handlebars for 0.7 seconds.

v Yes?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably not.

< Dealing with a lot of stuff right now.

V Can't handle the pressure.

 

[Barbas]

^ That's what the escape pod is for.

< Cool as a cucumber.

v Calm down.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm so hard to motivate.

< Technically I should be under pressure, but I'm not feelin' it.

V SnooPINGAS usual, I see!

 

[Barbas]

^
< This is not a joke.

v Do you think this is a joke, mate?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No sir, never.

< Splitting time! HNNNNGGGG!!!

V Hey, Mario! Look what I made!