the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *leaves*

...

...

...

V ...

 

[Barbas]

^ Dicks!

< Hahahahahaha!

v *Slams door*.

 

[Brownie80]

^ He fell asleep again! Dangit.
< *shakes* HELLO, MCFLY!
V Someone get me the water bucket!

 

[Barbas]

^ This is vinegar. It's much better.

< A bit salty, though.

v Get out of the mayonnaise!

 

[Brownie80]

^ Alright! One shot at this!
< Hurry! Get the mayo!
V He's waking up! The comedic effect will then be gone.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *returns*

< *shuts door*

V *uses asterisks to signify that he is performing an action*

 

[Brownie80]

^ Oh, you missed it!
< We were just about to wake up your account with vinegar and mayo...
V WAIT ARE WE IN A HOUSE TOGETHER WTF!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ WTF!!!

< Sitcom. Headsprouter and Mr. Incredible. Sharing a house. Juggling jobs fighting crime and looking after the family.

V INSTANT LOL!

 

[Brownie80]

^ \_(??)_/
< Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gonna do.
V COPS. Hell yeah.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ GET ON THE GROUN'! GET ON THE F***ING GROUN'!

< PUT YER HAN'S BEHAN' YER BACK YEW SON OF A B****!

V *needless taser*

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Fool! You've only made me stronger.

< I Am Robot: Featuring Will Smith and his stupid son nobody likes.

V Is hostile towards children.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I flagged that post for promoting terrorism.
< Just kidding!
V Whoah! Put down that meat cleaver for pete's sake!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *flexes* "One bloodbath stew coming right up!"

< Woke up after only two hours of sleep thanks to sudden congestion. I was sure the cold was gone.

V Whoy aore you cawling at this ungawdly houwa?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I can't sleep

< Faffing about fetish

V Your ass did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my painis

 

[Headsprouter]

^ C'mere, Cupcake!

< Wait...this isn't a cold...this congestion and burning around the eyes directly correlates with yesterday's...DUST.

V Elementary.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ We don't talk about that time.

< Middleschool sucks, let's forget it exists.

V You're awkward.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *stares awkwardly*

< Hungry.

V Blarg.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Watch out! Fijiman has become the Puff Monster from Ghostbusters!
< Max Paynes out of the way as Fijiman barfs marshmallow.
V You're getting it all over the carpet.

 

[Barbas]

^ It must be done.

< Now the carpet is more tasteful.

v No charge.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Free-to-eat.
< You must pay $5 to lick the carpet twice in one hour.
V Rate 5 stars!