the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I would never intentionally do something like that. Now finish your tequila.

< I put three bags of sugar in the tequila.

v I hope that doesn't cause issues further down the line.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ God forbid.

< The window is open.

V The opportunity is here, will you take it?

 

[Euryalus]

^ Closes window

< Solved the problem

V He meant take the opportunity to stop the breeze right?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You imbecile! You've killed us both

< *chokes from the foul smell of anus in the room*

V *curls out a huge turd and then sets fire to it* Behold! "Art"

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *look of pure shock and amazement* How avant garde!

< *covers nose*

V Stinky.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It smells like shite

< Logic personified

V Your (Insert family member here) plays casual games in Hell!

 

[Brownie80]

^ HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
< Guys, my time has been taken up by life.
V THE GAME OF LIFE! CASUAL AND PROUD OF IT!

 

[Barbas]

^ Now that's a loada crap!

< Are you...avoiding reality?

v I want you to start living as a gay woman.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That doesn't seem too hard.

< Definite attributes: Likes girls. Check.

V Your arm is now a rat's head.

 

[Barbas]

^ It will be difficult, but not impossible.

< The test results are in...

v You are the father.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Of CHAOS!!!

< Wait, isn't that Drummodino?

V Hoopla.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Sproing!*

< *B-d-d-d-d-d-d*.

v *Whistling*.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Belch*

< Blarg.

V Feels like being creative.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Now let's all agree, to never be creative again.

< Servant of Chaos. SERVANT!

V Go and collect more humanity for the mistress, we must ease her suffering.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Back to the old grind...

< Going fishing for people.

V Has gone fishing.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Going to bed soon after listening to some more music.

V Listens to some weird shit.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ It ain't shit, yo.

< But it sure is weird.

v Now the die is cast.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It fell off the table...

< Can't sleep.

V Get the die!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Never say die!

< Not the best of Sabbath Albums.

v It all went downhill after Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Isn't that like calling a cat "Cat Stupid Cat"?

< Not really. Maybe. Perhaps.

V No.