the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ SHUT UP YOU STUPID HEADSET!

< Blarg.

V Stop doing that.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Oh hai guys.
< Probably won't be seen again due to Skyrim.
V I've see you guys ate all the cake while I was gone. *Loads shotgun*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I've been staring up the barrel of a shotgun many times in my career...

< ...although not as much as the amount of times I've stared down one.

V *readies shotgun* Don't. Dare. Move.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Why are you pointing a shotgun at a cardboard cutout?

< Tired.

V You need more breakfast in your diet.

 

[Euryalus]

^ I need less food in my diet

< Also healthier food

V Thank god for faster metabolisms!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Hooray! We can eat more in less time

< Under the bridge is where I took a dump

V F**k you, I won't do what you tell me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ UNGHHH!!!

< Has also shot cardboard cutouts...

V Multiply.

 

[Barbas]

^ Confirmed.

< *Calculations*.

v Seven, rapid.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I can get you Seven-hundred

< Free ammo for everyone

V

Spoiler: My locomotive breaks stuff

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's uncanny how well these Thomas remixes work.

< *head bobbing*

V Propogate.

 

[Barbas]

^ But I don't wanna!

< Scared...does not know.

v Please, man: what do?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's simple. Once you find a host you just...sprout.

< GEDDIT BECUZ I'M A FAKIN- *explodes*

V ...

 

[Fijiman]

^ ...

< Whoopsie.

V *More explosions*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *slow-motion running dive*

< It's raining Pepsi

V You know why they're called "Big Daddies" don't you? [sub]*If you know what I mean* [/sub]

 

[Barbas]

^ Is it shagging?

< He should be careful about that.

v It's definite, you know - you go deaf, don't you, if you...um...[small]shag too much.[/small]

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I 'eard it was blind!

< *sign of cross*

V Tainted.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Who said that? What you implying huh?

< Epic levels of procrastination.

V Can you gift me a work ethic?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That would require me to have one, plus a spare.

< Don't make me laugh.

V Spy sappin' my fun.

 

[Drummodino]

^ You saw nothing!

< *Vanishes*

V Surprise! *Stab*

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< *shotguns Drum*

V Is going to rant.